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The Shonku Diaries - A Unicorn Adventure (2017)
No Unicorns in this movie
When you have a two year old screaming at you about unicorns for 30 minutes. You better get some gd unicorns for her. We bought this garbage based on the title that said it was a unicorn adventure, and the picture that showed several unicorns. We are currently more than an hour in an not even a mention of unicorns. I hate you.
Spenser Confidential (2020)
Craptastic
Wow. Shame on me for actually watching the whole thing. I will not be watching another marky mark movie forever. Should have drawn this line a long time ago, but healthy boundaries are not my strength. Best part of the movie was the scene where he gets attacked by a dog. Worst part? Even worse than the the plot or the characters? The soundtrack. The blaring rock songs trying to pump up the movie....so horrible. Also watching marky mark pretend to have sex standing up in a dirty bathroom was so very sad for him. Craptastic.
Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Don't watch
Don't watch this movie. It is the worst movie I've ever seen. I'd rather go to the dentist than watch this. For every actor/actress in the movie, it's their worst movie. I would rather eat skunk meat than watch this movie. It is beyond comprehension. Don't do it. I know you're thinking about it. But don't.