aseatonellis Reviews

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)

I'm now a married man!

[10/10 · 5 July 2022]

I've been waiting a long time to propose to my girlfriend. But then I saw minions rise of Gru was coming out. I thought this would be the perfect opportunity. So I got my girlfriend to dress up VERY formally. And we went off to the cinema. And when we arrived we saw many fellow minion enjoyers all dressed up in the right clothing (suits) and we went to the imax screening. The cinema was PACKED. It was a brilliant moment when it started. Everyone cheered and we all got to experience this masterpiece. But when it was over everyone was amazed but also sad the beautiful film was over but I knew. This was my moment. I looked at my girlfriend and said "would you marry me?" And she said yes. Thank you minions rise of gru for the amazing movie experience and making me a married man.

Star Wars: Resistance (2018–2020)

This is definitely 100% the best thing in star wars canon

[10/10 · 29 June 2022]

The definitive star wars experience. If you think empire strikes back was amazing think again. I loved the scene where Kaz meets milkshake monkey. That's a cameo done right. (This is definitely not taking the mick)

EastEnders (1985– )

This is a life changing show

[10/10 · 27 June 2022]

Phil Michael is a proper rockin solid lad. I want to have a cheeky pint with him down the pub. I had a LITTLE BIT of a d**g addiction but then the messages of eastenders helped me get though it. And now the wife let's me see the kids more then once a week. Eastenders is now my life and i could not be happier.

Good Morning Britain (2014– )

Favourite show of all time

[10/10 · 10 June 2022]

This show is very intense. The absolute suspense in someone of these episodes is nerve-racking. The hosts are 100% really good people and honestly it's just perfect. 10/10 would recommend. (If you are going to watch it make sure you watch ALL THE EPISODES)

Logistics (2012)

This is beautiful

[10/10 · 9 June 2022]

This film. Its literally perfect. Just the perfect amount of character development AND action packed scenes. And the shocking cameo of Morbius and Paul Blart AND Adam Sandler was quite NICE.

Morbius (2022)

Saved me from committing suicide

[10/10 · 18 May 2022]

I was at a low point in my life. I was literally on the edge of a bridge until I saw the trailer for morbius. It looked brilliant. I finally had a reason to live. I was there on opening night I saw it. I saw the marvel on the big screen. And it was legendary.

Sing 2 (2021)

10/10 saved my marriage

[10/10 · 17 February 2022]

Me and my wife were about to get a divorce and we saw this film and she loved me again and brought back the kids. And the film was jaw dropping. That wolf guy was scary. AHHHHHHHH.

The Last Guest (2017)

Masterpiece

[10/10 · 26 June 2021]

This is true perfection. A true piece of art. I cried 20 times at this emotional rollercoaster. It truly is flawless. Like when they spent they lives playing Mario kart wii with Xbox controllers. So emotional. Especially with the bit spoilers: where he sees his family after they think he's dead and her hands go though his head. Truly a work of art watch this movie now.

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978 TV Movie)

Amazing film

[10/10 · 11 May 2020]

This is an Apsaloot masterpiece of film its even better then shrek 3