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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
WOW the thing that makes me mad is people like this movie!!!!!!!!!!
Don't say that I don't get it oh I get it and don't say that I'm too old to understand I'm 16 and I still think its stupid. This movie like that steaming pile of crap nacho libre is boring with little or no plot. There's so many others movies that you could watch I could list them but it would take forever. What don't I like about this movie hmm it made me want to go read a book it was so stupid. It had little or no plot and lacks any enthusiasm from the actors. It was like the actors wanted the scene to be over so they can go do something more worth while. The scenes that were so amped up by my stupid friends were dashed by actually watching the damn thing. It was either going to see this or batman begins and I chose this and I still regret not seeing batman instead I've seen it since then but I'm still mad. Now overall I find one good thing about this movie um it makes me want to be less stupid which is a good thing I guess. If your going to see this remember I warned you and if you like it then umm have your parents commit you cause your effen crazy.
I give it a 1/10 Deal with that Hess heads
Superman Returns (2006)
If u don't like this movie i hate u
This movie is spectacular its every thing I could have imagined and much much more it disappoints me that so many people would rather see you me and dupree and little man rather than this utter masterpiece at first when I heard that Kevin smiths script was turned down and Tim Burton dropped out on the movie I said I'm probably never seeing this movie and I'm the biggest superman fan I've seen all of the movies read so many comic books and i thought it was good that they decided to take after the 2nd movie cause as big of a superman fan i am that didn't make the 3rd and 4th any easier to watch it just made me mad to watch them and when i hear that the best super hero movie directer ever had come on to pick up the pieces and make the movie what it is today i said I'm gonna see this movie the day it comes out and to my disappointment people actually thought of this movie as boring and childish makes me utterly angry i love this movie i think its a great addition to the roster of superhero movies now a days all that i have left to say is that Bryan singer did an awesome job and i hope that he makes the sequel not Brett ratner or some stupid Hollywood directer like that and if you disagree feel free to reply : )
Moral Orel (2005)
I love this original play on corny religious shows!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully this review replaces the narrow minded review that preceded this one. First of all this original mockery of claymation religious shows makes me laugh no matter what anyone has to say about it. I've been waiting for a show like this to be created and this show does it and takes two steps further. This show is the best display of original thinking in this less than original world though it does take the religious parodies a little to far sometimes but other than that it just makes it more dangerous and unexpected. I give this show Two thumbs up and and two big toes up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And not to sound insensitive to religious people but you could use a bit of a kick in the pants and besides there not hurting anyone. unless this show causes the rapture to take place you have no reason to criticize!!!!!!!!! And besides there's a chance that this is trying to show you how to become more culturally relevant and make religion cool or some thing. PEACE