psxexperten Reviews

The Veil (2024)

Worst stinker ever, stay away at all cost.

[1/10 · 9 May 2024]

Terribly boring, messed up plot, I fell asleep.

This movie is awful. If you can get past the first episode, you are better than most. It is so ridiculous, it's like watching a live action cartoon. There are all second rate actors in this production and the acting is bad.

I didn't really have any expectations, but man, was that awful!

Waste of my time.

The movie started off slow, and just got worse.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

Was it cigarette commercial? The lead actor was smoking all the time in every episode.

Was hoping for it to get better...nope!

Pure garbage!

So Help Me Todd (2022–2024)

Stay away from this stinker at all cost!

[1/10 · 6 May 2024]

Writers/directors should get ONE chance at a project. If they create something like this, and show themselves to be completely without talent, they should NEVER be allowed to make another film. Nobody should fund them. Nobody should go see anything they produce. The writer/director should give up on their "arty" delusion and go get a normal job.

I looked at the reviews here first and decided to give this a try despite the negative reviews, because of all those 10-star reviews. That was a mistake.

Believe the bad reviews.

The 10 star ratings, they are all from the cast and crew.

I didn't really have any expectations, but man, was that awful!

Boring writing, unfunny jokes, boring characters, and a plot that is equally boring.

Bad directing. Bad cinematography. Really bad acting. Boring plot with excessive dialog. That about sums it up.

Worst TV show ever? YES!

Arcadian (2024)

Stay away from this Nicolas Cage film at all cost!

[1/10 · 3 May 2024]

Trash adaptation by trash writers The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

I didn't expect mush from Nicolas Cage since he has become the worst actor on the planet, but this was worse than anything I have ever watched. The camera crew was running around and did a terrible job with camera shaking so bad that it was impossible to see what's going on. Dark scenes made it impossible to see anything at all. The "plot" is allegorical and so basic. Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting isn't great.

My goodness the rubbish that passes for entertainment these days is astounding. Find something else to watch!

Tracker (2024– )

Terribly boring, messed up plot, I fell asleep.

[2/10 · 30 April 2024]

I looked at the reviews here first and decided to give this a try despite the negative reviews, because of all those 10-star reviews. That was a mistake.

Honestly don't understand what's up with all the great reviews. Are they paid?

I got bored halfway through. The characters were nothing special. Clischeic situations galore. You knew what was going to happen around every corner.

Believe the bad reviews. This flick's a turkey👎🏼 It's interesting that the majority of those reviews seem to know "inside information" on the film-- budget, production info, etc. Seriously... the film group needs to stop reviewing their own film. If the film stood on its own it wouldn't require reviews from staff members. If staff has to give it artificial praise, the film failed.

Bad directing. Bad cinematography. Really bad acting. Boring plot with excessive dialog. That about sums it up.

Heart of the Hunter (2024)

Waste of my time, terrible stinker!

[1/10 · 31 March 2024]

Oh my - that was really bad!

This was the most pointless excuse of a movie I have ever seen. I want my time back. It started off very promising and just went all the way down under the hill from there. Acting was terrible maybe because the script was so poor. So sad. I'm so angry I can't give it less than a star. The only thing worse than sitting through it to see if it would by some chance redeem itself, was the ending. Such a waste of my time, energy and electricity. Wish I had read the reviews before watching this mess. My goodness the rubbish that passes for entertainment these days is astounding. Find something else to watch!

Not Dead Yet (2023–2024)

Wow, well, that was something. It's boring, stupid, and absolutely unfunny.

[2/10 · 21 March 2024]

I didn't really have any expectations, but man, was that awful! This film literally feels like it was written by someone who has been told they are funny their entire lives, and its just not true.

If you can get past the first episode, you are better than most. It is so ridiculous, it's like watching a live action cartoon. There are all second rate actors in this production and the acting is bad.

Boring writing, unfunny jokes, boring characters, and a plot that is equally boring. Then Gina Rodriguez I like her. I think she's a good actress, but dear god, here she missed totally.

This whole TV show is just nonsensical and stupid, which maybe would be funny if it was written better.

Alert: Missing Persons Unit (2023– )

What a terrible TV series, a waste of my time.

[1/10 · 19 March 2024]

This show is Awful. If you can get past the first episode, you are better than most. It is so ridiculous, it's like watching a live action cartoon. There are all second rate actors in this production and the acting is bad. Scott Caan cannot act and neither can the rest of the cast. This is more of a TV series that resembles all the ridiculous ones on TV now. Pretty people who of course are trained in fighting, martial arts, multiple languages, etc. Sure. And I have a bridge for sale in Brooklyn. I think adolescent light like this, but the storyline is so ridiculous it makes me wonder who gave the green light to even produce this. Avoid this piece of garbage.

Drive-Away Dolls (2024)

Stay away from this stinker at all cost!

[1/10 · 15 March 2024]

This movie starts off with 35 minutes of pointlessness. A well off housewife stressed out and concerned. That's act 1. I don't want to write spoilers here so I'll just tell you it doesn't get better, it gets worse and worse and worse.

The plot holes are massive. I mean you would have to suspend all reality of society to believe some of the things that occur to set up the "story" or "plot" or whatever this thing is.

The "plot" is allegorical and so basic. Why do films like this even get made? How do scripts like this get financed? Black mail? I don't get it. Even the acting isn't great.

There are other parts where you will just shake your head and ask: Why. That's the main question. This is utter nonsense. Unless you're into watching a plot that moves in ways that confuse you and make you annoyed, I would avoid this movie. Not good. 1/10.

Upgraded (2024)

Worst stinker ever, stay away at all cost.

[1/10 · 20 February 2024]

Honestly, its hard to describe how bad of a script this movie is working with.

Its very hard to make a movie around some unlikeable fashion people, but these writers achieved it. Every character is extremely unlikeable, or extremely forgettable. There's no redeeming qualities or character development between any of the main cast, they're just meandering through the movie at a snail pace hardly progressing to any sort of conclusion in a timely manner. You aren't provided with any answers as to what's the overarching mission is so you keep waiting for some sort of hint in the end. Feels like its more of a drama movie where you get bored to death.

NCIS: Sydney (2023– )

Terrible stinker, stay away at all cost!

[1/10 · 14 February 2024]

Oh dear, oh dear... Oh, wow, as they say, the time wasted watching this nonsense can never be retrieved!

I don't know where to start.

Written and acted like a bunch of teenagers doing their class project.

A collection of castaway tropes cobbled together by cardboard characters stiffly acted.

Hodgepodge of lazy writing portrayed by stilted actors Bad writing, bad acting, bad directing, bad jokes, and bad filming.

It's so difficult these days to find anything to watch without numerous agendas inserted into the script, that I thought that maybe this TV-series might be different. Well, other than the usual angelic & wise blk people trope, it was far less annoying in that respect.

Allegiance (2024– )

Welcome to amateur hours. Horrible, don't waste your time!

[1/10 · 10 February 2024]

Oh, wow, as they say, the time wasted watching this nonsense can never be retrieved!

The first 3 minutes were good and gave you great expectations. Then went down hill fast like a avalanche.

This is probably the worst tv series I have ever watched in my lifetime.(I think it's made for kids) Not only is the plot full of holes, it would do justice to a colander, but the acting is atrocious. All you see is relentless pout and white veneers, it is embarrassing.

Overall the acting contributes to the failure & it makes it difficult to watch past 20 minutes as the acting/performances are utterly embarrassingly terrible. I'm sat here in utter disgust with the entirety of the 1. Episode.

Anyone But You (2023)

Horrible, don't waste your time!

[1/10 · 9 February 2024]

Horrible, don't waste your time Weak story, unnecessarily extensive vulgar language, and excessive nudity humiliates the actors. Embarrassing movie that degrades men and women and shows no imagination. It is very sad to believe that this movie appeals to people. Downright stupid with no redeeming qualities.

I had respect for some of these actors before I watched this movie. All I can say is that perhaps they will do anything for money. I cannot see any other reason to have participated in this film and I am scared for any teenagers or young adults that are entertained by showing off your body and acting like adolescent fools.

The Castaways (2023– )

Worst stinker ever made, stay away at all cost.

[1/10 · 8 February 2024]

Oh, wow, as they say, the time wasted watching this nonsense can never be retrieved!

The first 3 minutes were good and gave you great expectations. Then went down hill fast like a avalanche.

This is probably the worst tv I have ever watched in my lifetime. Not only is the plot full of holes, it would do justice to a colander, but the acting is atrocious. All you see is relentless pout and white veneers, it is embarrassing.

But, oh wow, the plot, SO BAD. The writing, even worse.

The acting was adequate, but wow did this drag on and on.

After investing so much time, I really wanted to see what happened at the end.

Oh my goodness, what a CRAZY, unlikely, ridiculous ending!

Please do yourself a favor.... Don't watch this garbage!

Death in Paradise (2011– )

Stay away from this stinker at all cost!

[1/10 · 6 February 2024]

I was feeling generous, so I'm giving a single star towards its well-executed special effects, but in a world where 2023 has raised the bar to sky-high standards, this film barely scrapes the term 'special.' Let's talk plot, or should I say, the lack of it. This movie's storyline is so nonsensical that it doesn't deserve the dignified title of a plot. It's a baffling puzzle where every piece is missing, and trying to make sense of it will give you a headache.

To make matters worse, the entire cast of characters in this disaster is a parade of annoyance and unlikability. I'm convinced these actors are the remnants of a bargain-basement, last-resort acting class, and their performances are more cringe-inducing than a middle school talent show.

Total Control (2019–2024)

The time wasted watching this nonsense can never be retrieved!

[1/10 · 6 February 2024]

This is the most convoluted, contrived, cockamamie storyline I have had the misfortune of trying to follow in a VERY, VERY long time. It's so difficult these days to find anything to watch without numerous agendas inserted into the script, that I thought that maybe this mini-series might be different. Well, other than the usual angelic & wise blk people trope, it was far less annoying in that respect.

Let's talk plot, or should I say, the lack of it. This TV series storyline is so nonsensical that it doesn't deserve the dignified title of a plot. It's a baffling puzzle where every piece is missing, and trying to make sense of it will give you a headache.

The acting is adequate, but wow did this drag on and on.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2024– )

Stay away from this stinker at all cost!

[1/10 · 2 February 2024]

Let's talk plot, or should I say, the lack of it. This movie's storyline is so nonsensical that it doesn't deserve the dignified title of a plot. It's a baffling puzzle where every piece is missing, and trying to make sense of it will give you a headache.

To make matters worse, the characters in this disaster is a parade of annoyance and unlikability. I'm convinced these two actors are the remnants of a bargain-basement, last-resort acting class, and their performances are more cringe-inducing than a middle school talent show.

To sum it up, "Do Not Waste Your Time" should have been the official tagline of this TV-series disaster. This isn't funny, and it makes as much sense as trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with closed eyes. Save yourself the agony and find something else to watch - anything else.

The Tourist (2022–2024)

This is pure garbage, but wait it's getting worse!!

[1/10 · 27 January 2024]

Don't believe the high rating, they are from friends and family of the actors and movie makers.

Oh dear, oh dear... WORDS cannot express to you how outrageously terrible this TV series is.

A utter abomination to the film industry.

In the opening sequence a car is pursued along a highway, then off-road across the desert by a massive road train, which somehow both out-runs and outmaneuvers the car.

I was feeling generous, so I'm giving a single star towards its well-executed special effects, but in a world where 2023 has raised the bar to sky-high standards, this film barely scrapes the term 'special.'

Lion-Girl (2023)

I waited for something to happen, nope just boring trash from start to finish.

[1/10 · 29 December 2023]

I was feeling generous, so I'm giving a single star towards its well-executed special effects, but in a world where 2023 has raised the bar to sky-high standards, this film barely scrapes the term 'special.' Plus, there's a creepy-looking villain who could easily be mistaken for Art the clown's less intimidating cousin from Terrifier.

Let's talk plot, or should I say, the lack of it. This movie's storyline is so nonsensical that it doesn't deserve the dignified title of a plot. It's a baffling puzzle where every piece is missing, and trying to make sense of it will give you a headache.

To sum it up, "Do Not Waste Your Time"

Invasion (2021–2024)

A terrible stinker this is, stay away at all cost!!

[1/10 · 6 November 2023]

It's not scary; It's not funny; It's just bad...beyond bad.

I was feeling generous, so I'm giving a single star towards its well-executed special effects.

Let's talk plot, or should I say, the lack of it. This movie's storyline is so nonsensical that it doesn't deserve the dignified title of a plot. It's a baffling puzzle where every piece is missing, and trying to make sense of it will give you a headache.

To make matters worse, the entire cast of characters in this disaster is a parade of annoyance and unlikability. I'm convinced these actors are the remnants of a bargain-basement, last-resort acting class, and their performances are more cringe-inducing than a middle school talent show.

Mojave Diamonds (2023)

Stay away from this STINKER at all cost.

[1/10 · 29 October 2023]

I was feeling generous, so I'm giving a single star rating.

Buckle up, my fellow action movie fans, because I've just stumbled upon a film that left me in a state of speechlessness - and not in a good way, mind you. Now, I'm not one to write reviews, but this cinematic atrocity has pushed me to do so.

When MMA fighters or WWF wrestlers is involved in a movie it's doomed to be a disaster. The acting sucks, the filming sucks and the lines was definitely written by a 6th grader.

Let's talk plot, or should I say, the lack of it. This movie's storyline is so nonsensical that it doesn't deserve the dignified title of a plot. It's a baffling puzzle where every piece is missing, and trying to make sense of it will give you a headache.

To sum it up, "Do Not Waste Your Time" should have been the official tagline of this cinematic disaster.

Save yourself the agony and find something else to watch - anything else.

The Last of Us (2023– )

It's not scary; It's not funny; It's just bad...beyond bad.

[1/10 · 20 October 2023]

Welcome to amateur hours!

It's similar to: "The Walking Dead" but far worse.

Another zombie movie made by people without brain trying to create fear among the viewers. The story is like" Watch out, or my people will kill your people." To make matters worse, the entire cast of characters in this disaster is a parade of annoyance and unlikability. I'm convinced these actors are the remnants of a bargain-basement, last-resort acting class, and their performances are more cringe-inducing than a middle school talent show. To sum it up, "Do Not Waste Your Time" should have been the official tagline of this cinematic disaster. This movie isn't scary, it isn't funny, and it makes as much sense as trying to solve a Rubik's Cube with oven mittson. Save yourself the agony and find something else to watch - anything else.

Secrets at the Museum (2023 TV Movie)

Stay away from this stinker at all cost!!

[1/10 · 14 October 2023]

1 star is generous, this was painfully bad. The "plot" is extremely hard to follow and does not really make much sense whatsoever.

WORDS cannot express to you how outrageously terrible this film is.

I would not ever recommend anyone watch this pointless nothing film.

I do find it hard to believe that this was enjoyed by people because it is one of the worst things I have ever watched.

Overall the acting contributes to the failure & it makes it difficult to watch past 20 minutes as the acting/performances are utterly embarrassingly terrible. I'm sat here in utter disgust with the entirety of the film.

I think the best part of the movie were the last five minutes and I was so excited when the credits finally scrolled.

Slotherhouse (2023)

Stay away from this stinker at all cost!

[1/10 · 25 September 2023]

1 star is generous.

WORDS cannot express to you how outrageously terrible this film is. A utter abomination to the film industry.

This movie was a swing and a miss. I got no enjoyment or entertainment out of the storyline, and it was a really difficult movie to sit through. In fact, I managed to endure a staggering, and utterly boring, 50 minutes of the 109 minutes runtime, then I just gave up out of sheer and utter boredom.

Overall the acting contributes to the failure & it makes it difficult to watch past 20 minutes as the acting/performances are utterly embarrassingly terrible. I'm sat here in utter disgust with the entirety of the film.

I think the best part of the movie were the last five minutes and I was so excited when the credits finally scrolled.

One Night Stand Murder (2023 TV Movie)

1 star is generous, pure garbage from beginning to end.

[1/10 · 21 September 2023]

This was painfully bad. The "plot" is extremely hard to follow and does not really make much sense whatsoever. This film is essentially following A woman who wake up in a bed next to a dead man and don't remember how she got there. The entire theater groaned when everyone thought the film ended and it continued on to another scene and some even left prior. I do find it hard to believe that this was enjoyed by people because it is one of the worst things I have ever watched. I wanted to leave the theater but I was with a group of people and we decided to stick it out. I would not ever recommend anyone watch this pointless nothing film. Very grueling to sit through because of how horrendously bad it was.

Full Circle (2023)

Stay away from this stinker at all cost.

[2/10 · 29 July 2023]

Absolutely terrible writing and dragged-out unnecessary dialogue I tried to watch 2 episodes but it was getting worse so I gave up. If you want to watch it I recommend doing it blindfolded and with the sound off. Anybody who give this TV series more than 2 stars is ether a part of the production or friend/ family of someone involved.

Aside from the super obvious plot holes and very poor story overall, the dragged-out unnecessary dialogue made this TV series unbearable and extremely boring.

I watch a lot of series and I like to give them all a chance just in case there is something interesting or exciting to warrant a viewing Unfortunately this series has none of these features it is pointless and offers nothing in the way of story line, acting or direction The plot is non-existent with the actors just going through the motions and the dialogue is sooo boring its embarrassing.