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Santa with Muscles (1996)
Hollywood Hogan rocks!
This movie rocks! This is the single greatest movie ever made, i think it's better than the godfather, taxi driver, raging bull and star wars put together!
It tells the story of a man on death row, and is acted superbly by a truely excellent cast. Each performance is worthy of an academy award. How charlie sheen's excellent cameo did not earn him the best supporting actor oscar, is both beyond comprehension, and frankly, criminal. With his Hitchcock-esque directorial debut, Michaels has created a truely wonderful, gritty suspense thriller with must surely go down as an all time cinema great.
Credit must again go to Charlie Sheen for a truely remarkable performance, which shows him as a man of great strength, but also his vulnerable side. I can't imagine any other actor being able to play "Cop#2", as it would appear it is the role Sheen was born to play.
Martin Sheen is also excellent as the leads father, and gives a performance so moving i was almost in tears watching it.
The movie as a whole is excellent, i would highly recommend everyone buys it.
I award this movie 10/10, it is the best movie ever made. EVER!
Citizen Kane (1941)
This film is not very good.
Whats the deal with this film? everyone says its soooooo good, but hey, i saw it , and you know what? its rubbish, its not even in colour. And plus, you know what else, its clearly a rip of of an episode of the 80's cartoon series the real ghostbusters. the one where the gang go stay in a haunted house . and theres this old ghost guy, and they try to work out who rosebud is, and it even has the same twist!!
Man, a Billy Ocean soundtrack would be better than the 1940's jazz rubbish on this one. Orson Welles should be ashamed of himself, Bill Murray and Dan Ackroyd will be turning in their graves with this one. i award this no stars out of ten for plagarism.
A Letter from Death Row (1998)
This movie is better than the Godfather!
This movie rocks! This is the single greatest movie ever made, i think it's better than the godfather, taxi driver, raging bull and star wars put together!
It tells the story of a man on death row, and is acted superbly by a truely excellent cast. Each performance is worthy of an academy award. How charlie sheen's excellent cameo did not earn him the best supporting actor oscar, is both beyond comprehension, and frankly, criminal. With his Hitchcock-esque directorial debut, Michaels has created a truely wonderful, gritty suspense thriller with must surely go down as an all time cinema great.
Credit must again go to Charlie Sheen for a truely remarkable performance, which shows him as a man of great strength, but also his vulnerable side. I can't imagine any other actor being able to play "Cop#2", as it would appear it is the role Sheen was born to play.
Martin Sheen is also excellent as the leads father, and gives a performance so moving i was almost in tears watching it.
The movie as a whole is excellent, i would highly recommend everyone buys it.
I award this movie 10/10, it is the best movie ever made. EVER! >