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Nip/Tuck: Allegra Caldarello (2009)
For the love of furniture
"Pussy lips" is back! Christian finds a replacement. Sean is a sad sack. And liz's narcissistic mother is in town. After tons and tons of dark, devastating and emotionally challenging episodes, this episode is the one that sends me into a fit of serious laughter! Sean's akward facial expression and Christian's perfectly serious yet dismissive reaction to his replacement's love of furniture is GOLD! This episode reminded me of why I watch in the first place. Thanks for the laugh.
Nip/Tuck: Budi Sabri (2009)
Manipulative Ridiculousness
Sean continues to be "baby Julia's" puppet. Christian manipulates Liz into accepting an invitation to a dead-end marriage. These two men are literally driven by their own selfish desires. Sean wants julia. Christian wants a lap dog. Why is it that once the show sends julia away, they send a wanna-be sexy, mouth breathing replacement. She literally talks like she's cleaning off sunglasses. I never thought I would say this but if we have to have a julia, just bring back the original! 🙄
Smallfoot (2018)
Curiosity killed the yack
I am so here for this movie! My one year old was into this and so was I. All she watches is Sesame Street so this was a good sign! The musical numbers were awesome! My personal favorite was the verses spit by none other than the smooth talking Common himself. There is a larger message within this movie but I wont tell what it is. 10 stars for an original movie idea that grown ups and children can enjoy together! 👍🏽👍🏽
Nip/Tuck: Diana Lubey (2006)
As the world turns 0.2?
"When I found out Victor's ashes were missing, I hired a team of detectives and the trail led me RIGHT HERE!" Excuse me while I DROP the curtain on this horrendous act! Is this a soap opera now? Moving on! Are we really going to pretend like this psychiatrist having a tattoo on her back with Christian's name changes anything about the revelation of his strange attraction to Sean? I refuse. On to the vampire in Troy's office. Boo hoo! Why hasn't Michelle warned him about that woman trying to steal his organs? Why does she still owe the vampire if christian already paid her off and why would Christian help her? Cut to the scene where Sean kisses the dramatic french mistress. I am begining to believe the writers didn't expect to get passed season 2. I am begining to feel like Sean, caught up with the good past times and cant seem to let go. ..so matt is really going to get away with running that poor girl down? I just cant seem to shake it. It is after all the trigger that shot his life and personality to hell. Oh! Nope! He becomes a successful plastic surgeon in 2026. Que the lonely Sean Christmas!
Nip/Tuck: Merrill Bobolit (2006)
What is even going on?!
So here we are AGAIN with another one of Julia's self absorbed reactions and yet another one of Sean's typical responses. I understand that the whole point is their marriage is doomed , doomed , doomed... and has been from the very beginning but COME ON! This lady has drug Sean through the trenches and he is trying desperately to hold in to her. She lied about Matt, she had an on-going affair with Christian during the full-length of their sham of a marriage, she actively works to turn his children against him, she lies about the health of their child and top it all off, she has ANOTHER affair, with the nanny!! I'm all for convicting Sean for his transgressions as well but seriously?! SHE is leaving HIM?? MY GOODDNESS SEAN! DROP THE TRASH BAG AT THE CURB WHERE SHE BELONGS! Moving on! Christian's obsession with Kimber and her's with him is just lat out embarrassing. He ought to be sued for putting her and Matt's baby at risk. I won't even jump on Matt. Look at the examples he has had in his life. With time, he will improve on his own. Or he wont. Who even cares anymore? I really had high Hope's for this show but currently eyeballing the episode "Connor McNamara 2026" is really killing my spirits. *sigh*