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Fatso (1980)
If you are Italian from NYC...
This film is not for everyone... You may not be like the people in this film. Mel Brooks' wife and long time friends put together a masterpiece of immigrant afterlife that almost any second or third generation family member can relate to. Being of Italian decent, able to cook, and from the Big Apple... Yes I am all of these as well... You figure it out!!! This film has all the most fascinating stereotypical culinary extraordinary associations with the most decorated pastry art to have ever become Neo-American traditions mixed with the strictest of family forced controlling lifestyle changing diets EVER!!! Put down the sugar free cola and watch this movie!!! When you are finished watch 'EASY MONEY' $8^n \m/ FYESAD
11-11-11 (2011)
The end is near... If you believe...
"After the tragic death of his wife and child, famed American author Joseph Crone travels from the United States to Barcelona, Spain to reunite with his estranged brother Samuel and dying father, Richard. However, fate has a different plan for Joseph as his life becomes plagued with strange happenings and the constant sightings of the number 11. Curiosity quickly turns to obsession, and Joseph soon realizes that this number holds a horrific meaning not only to himself but possibly to all of religion. Isolated in a foreign country with only the support of his companion, Sadie, Joseph soon realizes that 11/11/11 is more than just a date, it's a WARNING!"
For all you Darren Lynn Bousman Saw fans out there do not expect anyone to get blown to bits or sliced apart or ground into human hamburger... this film is one that will have you jump out of your seat rather than puke on your popcorn. Visual trickeries, eerie sounds and music will set the tone here. The Spanish scenery is enjoyable and the cast plays very well. The undertone of the film has an Omen-like quality that comes to a head toward the end on the title date in the film.
Overall a good thriller especially if you are a church goer, bible reader or believe that the end of our existence rests in the hands of the supernatural rather than our own selfish destruction of this otherwise perfect planet.
I enjoyed this film and give it 7 of 10 for corny demon make up and a few overly obvious CGI bits. Otherwise worth the watch... maybe even a second time...
Sucker Punch (2011)
Modern Military Mayhem Madness
Sucker Punch 2011... A cinematic EMO GOTH mind trip starring barely legal, scantily dressed, machine gun wielding psycho orphan strippers, warding off several barrages of mecha medieval samurai priest nazi zombie pimp doctor gangster robots and a dragon... in semi slow motion 3D CGI... Basically everything a 21st Century gamer skater surfer extreme super cool mega chilling teenager needs in a $150 Million waste of film... But it's all in the sad girl's crazy 'lil head!!! Enjoy lining some already rich people's pockets if you can't just find a decent download... I still give it 7/10 for visual and musical triumphant extremities... The film's score is a modern cover collage of classic rock's top choice psychedelic hits... PAY TO SEE THIS IN A THEATER!!!!! Or wait to watch it on your gigantic HDTV at home by the time it reaches your kids' PlayStation this summer... That's if they aren't too busy earning head shots via some popular war simulation game which will certainly fail them when they are shipped off to fight the next unsanctioned war in a sandy oil rich nation thousands of miles from wherever it is you are from... Don't vote for Hillary Clinton EVER or we will all too soon surely DIE!!! But the movie is good...