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7/10
Friday the 13th delivers!
13 February 2009
Warning: Spoilers
With an excellent crowd of audience, a fresh, new take on Friday the 13th "remake" and Jason Voorhees back to his original roots at Crystal Lake…I couldn't be more entertained than I was during this wild slasher flick.

Plot crunch: Friends Wade, Amanda, Richie, Whitney and her boyfriend Mike go camping at Crystal Lake in search for a field of growing Marijuana plants that appears to be somewhere close to the old, rusty and legendary Camp Crystal Lake. However, after Wade has spooked his crew by the of Jason Voorhees, they never thought they'd actually stumble upon the killer himself. Turns out that Jason isn't just a legend, and he starts the new Friday the 13th with insane killing sequences. Then we meet Clay Miller who returns once again, apparently, to Crystal Lake to look for his missing sister Whitney, who was last seen near Crystal Lake. Hee meets a group of college kids who are spending a wild weekend at one rich kid's parent's cabin. The following kids are alpha male Trent, who seems to be provoked by Clay after his date for the weekend; good-girl Jenna, helps him look around in the woods, slutty Bree, hilarious token (Asian) Chewie and (African-American) Lawrence, free-spirited Chelsea and sex-seeking Nolan. But as soon as Jason finds out that they are in his woods, all hell breaks loose. On Friday the 13th, the kids wind up in Jason's vicious hands and suffer horrible fates as the day rushes to a heart pounding night of terror at Crystal Lake.

First: The movie was bad-ass. As a big fan of most of Friday the 13th films (Part 1 to 5 mainly, Part 2 being my all-time favorite), I could see some fun references that were in the original movies of the series. There's enough fun nudity and sex sequences, but they aren't really that rough and instead make them look funny as Jason attempts to distract one of the couples for his next prey. The killing/death sequences are very, very disturbing during some parts (a girl is burned alive inside a sleeping bag that hangs above a campfire, a guy is tortured with an ax thrown into his back but Jason ruthlessly pushes him on the back and it impales through his chest, and one guy is impaled but that's not enough…he's shoved onto a back of a truck with these poles sticking out and it impales him so badly, then the car drives off with his feet dragging along the road).

Second: Jason was insane. I haven't seen him so ruthless and brutal since Part 7 (in his uncut killing sequences that were trimmed down by the MPAA, but search for them on YouTube). And the best thing I liked about him is that he ran furiously after some of his victims. He did walk, but oh boy, did he run too! He wasn't super-human…well, up until the end he kind of was, but hey, he had a thick neck! But throughout the entire movie, his victims managed to injure him. However, it didn't stop him from killing some more. My only problem was that Jason't wasn't too much on screen, because I would've wanted to see more scenes on him. But the movie was only 97 minutes so I'm bumped for the unrated DVD release.

Third: For me, the acting was slightly above-average for actors who I'd never seen before (Willa Ford, Julianna Guill, Arlen Escarpeta and Jonathan Sadowski). Jared Padalecki and Danielle Panabaker were quite a good leading couple, and Amanda Righetti's performance was really good. But cut to characters. Despite for all of them being stunning and beautiful, I enjoyed every single one of them, but I just couldn't help but to want to know something more about them. I knew what everyone's names were from looking at the film's IMDb page but I didn't hear many characters' names up until near the end. More character development, or simply less characters in the movie, would have done justice for me. But I prefer Whitney and co. over Trent and co.

Fourth: Now I'm really not a guy who notices if one's directing on a movie is good or not. Don't blame me, I just forget and I barely know how to spot it. But all I can say is that I think Marcus Nispel did a fine job on this new Friday the 13th, and I surprisingly didn't see much similarity or style to his take on The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, since some people seem to notice. This movie, however, should have been longer than only 97 minutes. Some parts felt kind of rushed and some characters didn't really get to shine. Let's just say that the phase could have worked out better. And one last thing, the writing could have been strictly better. There wasn't enough suspense like in the first four Friday flicks.

But here are some "best of the best" in the movie that I want to share. Favorite character: I would have to say either Chewie or Lawrence because those two were hilarious, but my vote goes to Trent. You can't help but to love to hate the guy! Favorite death sequence: It's a tie between the sleeping-bag-on-fire and impaled-by-poles-on-truck.

Overall: I give this a solid 8/10 for being a crazy-fun bloody slasher ride and Jason's return was phenomenon. Plus, one of my favorite "teen-idol" actors—Padalecki—was playing the lead role and I think he did good. I actually didn't see one bit of Sam Winchester there, to be honest. In addition, I had a very, very good and lively crowd inside the theater. I couldn't have asked for a better Friday night at the movies.

As a fan of the Friday the 13th franchise, this one is a strong entry to a reboot.
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Wrong Turn 2: Dead End (2007 Video)
8/10
Wrong Turn 2 makes a Bloody Right Turn
12 December 2007
To start this, I would like to say that this movie cheered me up, made me grab my mouth and cracked me up while still being scared.

Wrong Turn 2: Dead End is a movie I highly recommend for a "Slasher" fan. It delivers all we want; The bitchy goth chick (Erica Leershen - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake), the token black guy (Texas Battle - Final Destination 3), the tough army girl (Daniella Alonso - The Hills Have Eyes 2, the slutty bitch (Crystal Lowe - Black Christmas remake)the joker (Steve Braun - Harold and Kumar go to White Castle), the diva celebrity as herself (Kimberly Caldwell - TV's American Idol), plane Jane, boyfriend the cameraman and the lovely, angry but fun previous soldier who's now hosting 'Reality TV' (Henry Rollins - Feast). We can say that the stereotypes are cliché but they actually work and fit perfectly.

Little can I say but the inbred cannibals were amazing, and not to mention brutal. They were this family just like us humans but only way more brutal, disgusting and uglier. Although they did not top the original inbreds but at least we got the survivor from the original Wrong Turn, Three Finger, to hunt more fresh meat.

Cut to the directing. I couldn't believe that this movie was Joe Lynch's first. The directing was very good and did not seem first-time directing. I loved how he gave every important character their screen time to kind of root to them. However, his sick little twisted mind really helped the film making it more violent, brutal and disturbing.

For every horror fans out there, do not judge the film for it's cheesy trailer or knowing it is a Direct to Video release because it is hell of an action-packed blood-splatter horror flick! (As for a DTV release, this is highly one of the Best ones yet and the best horror sequel in a long time)

So bring on Wrong Turn 3, and let Lynch be the director. He did a fantastic job on this one, I count on him doing the same for a third installment.

It gets 8 Stars out of 10 for being one hell of a slasher flick and for making a bloody right turn!
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Gossip Girl (2007–2012)
8/10
This is it! A modern teen-drama at its best!
6 November 2007
Warning: Spoilers
So, I watched the Pilot. It started brilliant with the perfect song "Young Folks" by Peter Bjorn and John, which describes the series. It's about the young folks/teens in Manhattan. So far this series has been doing great. Good acting, great characters, fantastic typical drama. It delivers what this generation of youth wants. For all I care, it's kind of a 'girly' title (Gossip Girl) but I'm a guy and I love it. Cut to other teen-drama series: The small town series 'One Tree Hill', which Gossip Girl doesn't top, is more none-glamorous like our old and classic 'Beverly Hills 90210', the rich kids series happening in Orange County 'The O.C.' and our new and delightful 'Gossip Girl'. That's the good thing about 'OTH'. We don't have top class snobs all around you, spending money on clothes and throwing huge parties for the whole school. The good thing about that show is that It's more realistic. But we all know rich kids are everywhere, like in '90210.' Now that show is over. Deal with it. It's over but not forgotten, of course. That series was a fun dramatic ride for 10 years, right? But the year is 2007, and soon 2008. This is the perfect modern teen-drama.

I can't wait to see what happens next on 'Gossip Girl.' Until then: "XoXo, Gossip Girl."

P.S. Kristen Bell fits perfectly as the gossip girl voice.
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