lukew-41016 Reviews

C*A*U*G*H*T (2023– )

Pure garbage

[7 October 2023]

Between Karl having his fat head in the shots and poor Sean Penn (how did they manage to sell this 💩 to him to be in appearance) comedy show that wasn't even funny in the first 10 minutes let alone entirety of the program- with poor acting and writing why on earth is Australia and Stan promoting this garbage.

Low IQ humour that's outdated and only a bogan would still find funny, with cringe acting with a poor script and forced humour is the go to now it seems for streaming services and their promoted shows,this is an embarrassment and not funny at all but again it's rare to find decent content in streaming services nowadays.

First Signal (2021)

Surprised this heap of banal trash got any rewards

[1/10 · 27 February 2023]

Absolutely abysmal film craft and plot line . Want to see what could be passed as corporate meeting in a sleezy cheap hotel conference room with unbelievers military ? This is the film for seeing that and we're expected to believe the DOD are briefing a female president with no security visible or present for the president in a meeting on a extra terrestrial satellite being discovered. The story, acting and filming was that poor I gave up trying to torture myself watching the rest of it after 35minutes into a 103min movie .

F grade sci fi like this really needs to stop flooding onto paid streaming services in all honesty.

SAS Australia (2020– )

A Celebration of War Criminals and celebrity nobodies

[1/10 · 1 August 2021]

Why does Australia feel we have to bombarded with the constant incessant reality trash ? If it isn't big bore, Australia's got idiots or the verbal diorrhea. It's trash garbage like SAS Australia with washed up "celebrity " nobodies . I know it's yet another copy pasted program from overseas yet come on give us some decent programming back that has some intelligence . Have no time for celebrating war criminals when the Au SAS are being investigated for war crimes in Afghanistan.

Treehouse Masters (2013– )

Cringy garbage

[1/10 · 8 July 2021]

I'm not a fan of any current TV at the best of time as Australia seems to take their own copy of garbage that was produced in the UK or US or worse we get broadcasted US shows . Reality TV is mindnumbing garbage and this show I put up with hearing and seeing the mediocre talentless host think his funny when the better half decides she wants to watch the program . Avoid watching it if you don't want to be falling asleep from boredom it's almost like the program was designed more for children and the yuppies with more money than sense who don't have a ounce of ability in building their own treehouses.

MasterChef Australia (2009– )

Mediocre television

[1/10 · 2 June 2021]

I don't see the fascination with this series. It's the same boring script irregardless of what season it is with mediocre judges and even more boring nobodies who want to cook and be more attention seekers outside of their Instagram accounts.

Australian television in the last couple of odd years since the introduction of the first big brother is very low brow aimed at the layman's of society as is all "reality tv" and cooking shows like this.

Might have improvement if we didn't have to suffer the constant camera pans to the boring judges, or listen to Melissa Leong's drivel on how the food made her feel (nobody cares , viewers want to hear either it was a good dish or a bad one not a 3minute the food made me feel diatribe) or the clearly scripted over reactions from some contestants but then again seems the broadcasters these days prefer to copy and paste "Australian" versions of mediocre overseas television programs rather than producing their own quality programming these days.

I'd rather cook myself or watch grass grow than watch a group of nobodies and mediocre boring "expert" judges on a cooking program who think the heat and more hot a chilli dish is makes a good meal , quite the contrary chilli is meant to compliment a dishes flavours if the heat is that overpowering you can't taste anything else it certainly isn't a good dish.

I think after 12 seasons(in surprised it lasted two to be honest) it's about time we get a decent program filling the slot this rubbish takes up .

Tribes of Europa (2021)

Yet another trashy post apocalyptic show.

[1/10 · 21 February 2021]

Storyline is cringeworthy same with the acting and dialogue.

The prologue summary has copy pasted similarities to the other trash Netflix title like The 100 and similar to the hunger games and GoT without the decent storytelling. Lasted first episode before removing it from my watch list utter boring trash would be nice for actual good shows to show up on Netflix.

Satisfaction (2007–2010)

Trash

[1/10 · 7 February 2021]

Like most Netflix series. Pure garbage. Glamourising the oldest profession in the world.