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H.P. Lovecraft's Monster Portal (2022)
Pathetic
This was so boring and poorly done. I could look past the low budget special effects, but there wasn't one thing good about this film. I love Lovecraftian works, but this wasn't even that. You get like maybe 20ish minutes of the film where it trys, but it doesn't try that hard. The only half way decent moment in the film is when the main character opens the door and you can see tentacles. Otherwise this was really bad. If I wanted to watch monster porn I would look else where. This film is more of a punishment to the viewer as the actors are pathetic and so was the directing. For the love of all things Lovecraftian, can't we get a decent film?
D-Railed (2018)
Waste of time
This movie is full of horror clichés. Don't expect to see the creature or anything horror related till the last 10 minutes. I believe the creature is only in the film for a total of 5 mins. Otherwise this is a boring slow burn doesn't get any boost from the actors. Total waste of time.