spankieknorkie Reviews

Ahsoka (2023– )

borring as ...........

[2/10 · 1 September 2023]

A tv show that build on a 13yearish old cartoon tv show ... that no one was watching " well allmost "...and where is the joy the snappy comments ... is this REALLY what the wokies in wokiewood .. think YES THIS IS SOMTHING THAT THE MASSES WILL PAY FOR!!!! No ... just NO ... lets go into it ... writing = bad ... actors = meh ... Director = meh.... this was a big sadface for me ... and now i am 100% done ... with anything Star wars based storys ... thankfully i saw this show ... from a website that was free ... so .. yeah ... if i payed for it .... well i cant really say that here lol but .. well atlest i tryd.

Papillon (I) (2017)

sad ... sad... sad

[2/10 · 7 July 2022]

Steve mcqueen and hoffman was Epic in this story .. 100 % right for the roles ... this 2 .. is just WRONG + i am so sick of all this god danm remakes ... i wanna puke.... why not make a movie from the writers of today and leave the older stuff along ... if u dont have anything new to add to the story -.- if not STFU!

Spiderhead (2022)

just crap ...

[1/10 · 7 July 2022]

Chris Hemsworth is a male bimbo ... and anyone who thinks ... hey this is a good actor ... needs to be Lobotomy by any horror bad guy lol... i dont like the female versions of bimbo ... so why the hell ... do i need to like the male versions ... " hey look at me ... i am good looking ... no brain at all ... but thats okei becuse ... i am good looking " to all of this kind of actors ... i say F.. off and eat sh... and die !

The Batman (2022)

watching crap is more fun

[1/10 · 22 April 2022]

Robert Pattinson and co ... wtf are they doing ... and the director ... f... off .... i like to know .... WHO enjoys crap like this ... 1 its borring as ..... 2 the actors is .... 3 .. the last 15 min with a little action ... is CRAP on top of crap ... wtf is all i can say.

Peacemaker (2022– )

woow best thing coming out in a few years !

[9/10 · 20 February 2022]

I am not a big superhero fan boy ... but this one is funny with alot of sarcasm and ironi and silly jokes .. and dont take it self to seriously.. and all i can say to all of this is .. ABOUT F..ing time !!! Sick of this superhero movies and show that do and wanna make us belive this is somthing from real life .... only a true idiot ... do that .. so yeah i give this one 9 out of 10 ... highest score from me in years ... only other superhero movie /show .. that got a score close to this was deadpool the first one .. hope they can keep this up for season 2 , 3 ,4 and so on :D.

Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)

where is the Humour and the joy from the orginal movie ...

[1/10 · 5 January 2022]

For me this is a hit and a MISS but most of the movies now a days is ... its like hollywood dont know what funny anymore ... its like everything Humour went up in smoke and they think its just a other word for drama now a days ... this made me smile a few times ... but the orginal made me LOL hard ... and thats what i want from from Ghostbuster ... this i cant give more then a 1 star ... and even that is 1 to many.

The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

why the hell make this !?!?!

[1/10 · 28 December 2021]

This was so bad ... it basicly destroyed all of the matrix movies for me ... 100% waste of time ... just overlook it .. if ur a matrix fan of the trilogy .... if ur a fan of crap then u might like this ... as this is crap on the side of more crapy crap ... enjoy!

Dirty Grandpa (2016)

a perfect dirty little spanking of a movie !

[10/10 · 15 September 2021]

This movie in my fav comedy for the last 10 or so years... the roll plat by mr de nero and Aubrey Plaza made me piss my self at times .... " not in real life :o " but god danm this was fun .. for u ppl that didnt like this one ... all i can say ... go and buy ur self a sence of humor !

Jungle Cruise (2021)

borring as a .....

[1/10 · 2 August 2021]

Action..Adventure..Comedy.. okei where do i start .. first of all the story is dumb and but some of the action scenes are okeish " not great " and then it goes totaly wrong ... when they use the word comedy .. this is NOT fun to watch at all ... the main actor is borring as ... even the actor that made me watch this ... made me ... borred as f... so ... yeah cant find a danm positive word for this one ... just more " bad adverds " 1 star is the lowest score i can give but ... in truth i give this a -100 as it just sucks.

Mortal Kombat (2021)

Garbage

[1/10 · 25 April 2021]

Garbage movie! Acting, directing, cinematography, editing, costumes, dialogue, pacing were so awful. Can't believe people are actually giving it good reviews.