I equate this to Essential Oils because you would need to be as naïve as a single mom getting ready to "live your best life" to buy any of this so called documentary. It's insulting how stupid this was. First off, this guy just happened to be swimming with a full camera crew and 500k in equipment with this ultra life changing and personal event happened? Also, its just a boring story. This screams scam!
Reviews
10 Reviews
There Will Be Blood
(2007)
It's time to be honest
18 May 2021
There Will Be Blood? There will be a nap! What a snooze fest. Look, don't get me wrong Daniel Day Lewis and Paul Dano are brilliant, but good god is this a boring masterpiece. Anyone trying to convince you this is worth your time is probably still convincing themselves that they understand Jackson Pollack. Not everything brilliant is great.
Breaking Amish
(2012–2014)
Plot twist
29 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Breaking Amish at first glance appears to be a show about amish teenagers that are released into the world and forced to make a decision to return to their amish upbringing or joining the rest of the world in the 21st century.
The plot twist: It's actually just a show about some teenagers growing up in Independence Missouri. They aren't actually amish, the neck beards and clothing choices and lack of cultural understanding stem from years of inbreeding and failed public education.
The plot twist: It's actually just a show about some teenagers growing up in Independence Missouri. They aren't actually amish, the neck beards and clothing choices and lack of cultural understanding stem from years of inbreeding and failed public education.
The Walking Dead
(2010–2022)
bottled dog water
29 April 2021
This show was clearly made for guys with arm band tattoos and ladies that box dye their hair at home. Some of the worst characters ever written. It's hard to overstate a show about zombies being unrealistic, but somehow they've captured just that. All in all I think this show will continue to do very well in low income suburban areas where the median wage is equal to the GED rate.
Chasing Liberty
(2004)
Brilliance
26 April 2021
This film will be studied next to greats like Gone with the Wind, The Godfather, and Teen Wolf for centuries to come. Mandy Moore is a breath of fresh air in a world full of negativity. In a time when we are completely divided as a nation, this is the film we need.
Joker
(I) (2019)
Outstanding movie, If...
26 April 2021
The Joker movie is outstanding, if you have zero ability to think for yourself or form your own opinion. No doubt the Joker character was portrayed brilliantly, but the movie as a whole falls very flat. It felt more like a Batman origin movie than a Joker film. This idea that social isolation or childhood psychosis should be considered as reasonable reasons to harm members of society is just dumb. Although, I do think the movie does a great job of pointing out this countries disastrous attempt to offer any sort of real medical help to the mentally ill. All in All the movie is about 45 minutes too long.
Mortal Kombat
(2021)
Bad casting! overall not a horrible movie
26 April 2021
Warning: Spoilers
They tried to make a movie based on the popular 16bit arcade game. The problem with this movie is... It's a movie based on a tournament called Mortal Kombat where they don't actually have a tournament called Mortal Kombat. Also, outside of Scorpion and Subzero, the rest of the martial arts is sub par.
Air Bud
(1997)
Unrealistic
26 April 2021
AirBud paints a very troubling an unrealistic picture of the possibilities of even the most athletic dogs potential basketball skills, not to mention he never actually dribbles the ball, are we just supposed to ignore that traveling is a foul?
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