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Reviews
The Paradise Virus (2003)
If they have to tell you how brilliant she is....
If they have to tell you in the description how brilliant and beautiful the virologist is, chances are it's because the actress needs the assist to convince you. This "brilliant" woman has a voice that sounds like Minnie Mouse on helium and all the gravitas of Chuck-E-Cheese at a child's birthday party. Overall, the movie's watchable but you may have to not only suspend your disbelief, you may have to take it out back and shoot it.
Global Meltdown (2017)
Not Terrible, but Still Not Good
Other reviewers gave this 1 star, but it appears somewhat competently made. It's not as terrible as 1 star, but it's not a good movie. It is, at best, cheesy way to wile away an afternoon stuck inside. Laugh at the mediocre CGI, the corny dialogue, the bad acting, and the massive plot holes, but otherwise revel in the mediocrity of this movie..
Storage 24 (2012)
All the Women Look Alike
Seriously, all the women in this movie are blonde with the same haircut. Even the NPC dog walker in the beginning. We spent the first half of the movie debating whether the best friend was the dog walker from the opening scene. Otherwise a standard horror flick with a better than average monster, lots of blood and gore, stupid decisions made by the characters, and plenty of Star Trek red shirts who exist only to die horribly. Watchable, but not really anything beyond a standard horror flick.