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Timecop (1994)
Ron Silver is a great villain!
Ron Silver is a great villain, he always is and this movie is maybe the best example of how he can look like a scummy sleaze bag villain without even having to say anything.
It is a typical Van Damme movie in many ways with decent fight scenes and a thin unbelievable plot, of course like in most time travel type movies there are a ton of plot holes you could drive a time travelling car through.
Van Damme is good and I expected this to be a terrible movie but as far as Van Damme movies go it is probably one of the best and most fun. Not gonna win any awards or anything but definitely a decent way to waste a couple of hours, Ron Silver is amazing.
Popcultured (2005)
Crap Cultured
In a history of making terrible, terrible, terrible shows Pop Cultured still stands out as maybe the absolute, #1, Very Worst show that the Comedy Network has ever produced and broadcast over the airwaves to an unsuspecting and soon-to-be-very-angry viewing public. Who's idea was this show and either why weren't they publicly flogged for this or if they were flogged for it why wasn't it more public? That is something they should be airing on the comedy network.
Terrible acting, terrible writing, terrible production over all, terrible directing and this is even if they had writers and directors which I wouldn't be surprised if these terrible actors just showed up and made up their terrible jokes on the spot. The host was the worst host I've ever seen and every one of her monologues to start the show were unbelievably painful. Don't get me wrong I watched this show a lot, I hated it with a passion but I watched it a lot because it was like watching a car wreck I couldn't believe this show was being broadcast night after night, and the interviews weren't much better you could practically see in their eyes that every guest was thinking about standing up and walking out and shouting "what the flying hell is wrong with you!!" If it wasn't for other shows that came later like Girls Will Be Girls and Punched Up this show would be a slam dunk for worst Comedy Network show ever. I would say Girls Will Be Girls is the worst of all time, I can't even talk about that show without wanting to destroy something, Pop Cultured is second worst and then who knows, Punched Up, Keys to the VIP, Shakespeare Comedy, there are a lot of bad ones to choose from. Gutter Ball Alley was terrible and so is that new pointless one Hot Box.
The Comedy Network needs to fire everyone who is responsible for these shows if they haven't already because the average person could make a better and funnier show in their basement taping it with their cell phone and I am not kidding.
Con (2005)
Flush!
I have decided to flush this show from my memory down the toilet of bad TV show into the obscurity of forgetful, disappointing, pointless, garbage TV show hell.
The Skyler guy who is the host/star/creator of this show is boring, uninteresting, unbelievable, not particularly good looking and not at all funny, in short why is this guy on TV and especially why is he in a comedy show when he's not funny, pretending to be a professional con man when he definitely is nothing but an obvious pretender? Others have said it here already but this guy is a total fake and fraud, if you believe any of these cons I think you should seriously consider going to get your head checked because they're all fake, and the ones that might possibly be true are so pointless, like spending all day to con someone out of giving you an average meal at a restaurant? Seriously this guy needs to go away, glad this show got canned.
Punched Up (2006)
These People Should Be Punched OUT
Never before have I seen such an annoying bunch of clods in a TV show before as are on this show Punched Up but I guess I should not be surprised considering the other TV shows that have been produced by this 'how-can-they-still-be-this-incompetent?' network, like Popcultured and Girls Will Be Girls.
Basically the cast of over-acting 'look how funny and loud I am' unknown Toronto comedians scream and yell over each other for half an hour while they pretend to help improve someone's life with their fantastic advice and most of all their so-unfunny-it-hurts comedy.
The stories and 'real live guests' are all so scripted and fake that it is hard to believe all of it is so completely unfunny, when you are making it all up and control everything how can none of it be funny? The only good thing on this show is the animation which is average but at least not terrible like the rest of the show.