Playing an arrogant, too-rich, self-centered, childish, ego-driven, aging snot of an obnoxious diva, Madonna hits a new low giving an unconvincing performance as herself.
As if having her irritating real-life exploits continuously thrown in our face by tabloid headlines and television bytes isn't enough, now the producers of this movie want us to pay admission to watch Madonna behave like Madonna. This is obviously nothing more than a vehicle for its producers to try to cash in on Guy Ritchie's one-hit wonder status, with Madonna thrown in ostensibly for marquee value. Or perhaps because she wouldn't allow anyone else to be cast in the part.
Both Madonna and Mr. Madonna have talked at length in the press about how painful and agonizing it was to work together all day on a film set, then go home and be husband and wife. Neither, however, gave any consideration to the pain and agony soon to be inflicted upon audiences whose only mistake was paying admission to see this turkey. WARNING: Stay AWAY from "Swept Away". Even if you're a Madonna fan, even if you're a fan of Guy Ritchie's previous films, preserve your admiration by NOT seeing this movie. If you must, watch "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" again, or buy "Ray of Light", find a happy place, and pretend that this film never happened. With any luck, a project this bad won't surface again. It's not a curio, it's not a cult film, it's not even a "trainwreck" to be watched for unintentional laughs. It's not funny. Everything you heard and suspect is true; this is an utterly terrible film from beginning to end, a two-hour waste of time, and the worst film of 2002.
As if having her irritating real-life exploits continuously thrown in our face by tabloid headlines and television bytes isn't enough, now the producers of this movie want us to pay admission to watch Madonna behave like Madonna. This is obviously nothing more than a vehicle for its producers to try to cash in on Guy Ritchie's one-hit wonder status, with Madonna thrown in ostensibly for marquee value. Or perhaps because she wouldn't allow anyone else to be cast in the part.
Both Madonna and Mr. Madonna have talked at length in the press about how painful and agonizing it was to work together all day on a film set, then go home and be husband and wife. Neither, however, gave any consideration to the pain and agony soon to be inflicted upon audiences whose only mistake was paying admission to see this turkey. WARNING: Stay AWAY from "Swept Away". Even if you're a Madonna fan, even if you're a fan of Guy Ritchie's previous films, preserve your admiration by NOT seeing this movie. If you must, watch "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" again, or buy "Ray of Light", find a happy place, and pretend that this film never happened. With any luck, a project this bad won't surface again. It's not a curio, it's not a cult film, it's not even a "trainwreck" to be watched for unintentional laughs. It's not funny. Everything you heard and suspect is true; this is an utterly terrible film from beginning to end, a two-hour waste of time, and the worst film of 2002.
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