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Punisher: War Zone (2008)
This is what I have always imagined the Punisher to be
First of all, this movie is not a cinematic masterpiece. The script is not the greatest, the acting is not the greatest. If you don't know who the Punisher is, this movie is not for you.
Being a long time fan of the Punisher comic books, I was disappointed with the first 2 movie incarnations. I am not disappointed with this version.
Ray Stevenson portrays the Punisher perfectly: a damaged, damaged man with vengeance on his mind. The guilty must pay, no exceptions. The Punisher is skilled, ruthless, merciless. Finally, a movie that has captured the essence of the Punisher.
Eternal (2004)
The sexiest vamp that you will ever see
I'm a sucker for vampire movies. I gotta see them. When I saw it was an erotic vampire movie, it shot up to #1 on my must see list. And I was not disappointed. And since the movie was shot primarily in Montreal, I got a good laugh trying to figure out where the shots came from. Basically, the vamp does her thing (sucking and killing ladies), kills somebody personal to the main cop in question, and he goes to great lengths to catch her. The plot is fairly straight forward, but the film stands out visually. Great looking sets. And if you want to see some beautiful ladies, you've come to the right movie. The vamp is hot, her assistant is hot, and even the wives of the cops are hot. Here are my 3 points to ponder:
1. The vamp, Caroline Neron, is a stone cold fox.
2. The first scene is probably one of the hottest scenes you will ever see in a movie.
3. Did I mention that Caroline Neron is babe? I cannot stress that enough.
Taxi (2004)
Gisele couldn't save this movie
Wow. How do they make movies this bad? Basically, Fallon is a cop who can't drive, trying to catch some bank robbers, and involving Latifah in his mess, while at the same time, trying to hit on his lieutenant. I went into this movie with an open, open mind, and about 30min in, I wanted to strangle Jimmy Fallon. I would like to say he's slumming it, but he hasn't done anything halfway decent. Queen Latifah gave a pretty good performance though. That said, here are my 3 points to ponder:
1. Jimmy Fallon will annoy you.
2. Gisele Bunchen looks good in anything.
3. If you must watch this movie, watch it for one memorable scene with Gisele and Jennifer Esposito. It's the one true saving grace!
White Chicks (2004)
If you want a mindless comedy, you gotta see this movie!
I don't normally write comments, but after seeing the low IMDb voting score, I feel I must put in my 2 cents. It's true, I had my doubts about this movie after seeing the commercials. This is not an Oscar movie. This is a not a cinematic masterpiece.
That said, this movie is a burst out laughing, check your brains at the door, good time. One of the funniest movies of the year. Sure, the jokes may be crude, and the situations ludicrous, but people relax! It's a movie. Can't movies just be fun and not send a politically correct message all the time? Just kick back, keep an open mind, and laugh till the cows come home.