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Oppenheimer (2023)
Average , if you watch it properly
This is another film made for the people that made it to show off , not for the viewer to enjoy it's has a lot of unneeded dialogue , a lot of stupid dream sequences , cillian Murphy is not engaging enough ,
This is s film everyone tells you they love because other people have told them they love it , all hype no execution
Like the Irishman , and banshees of innisheran it will be forgotten once watched , I would bet my house no one will be re watching this is a few years despite the unbelievable amount of waffle surrounding it
And why do I have to type minimum amount of characters , waste of time , reviews on here should be allowed to be more succinct instead of these wanna be semi pro film critics.
Clerks III (2022)
Great film trilogy
I was never a fan of clerks , people called the first a cult classic but I never got it ......until now
I see he had to make the first two to make the third the film that it is , great story arc across the three films
Full of nostalgia it shows the journey of life with comedy and friendship thrown in
You can see where Kevin got his inspiration from , his real life experiences ,falling out with friends and health scares , there's lots to relate to in this film but it does not seem preachy or too pushy
This is a very good film , warming , funny and sad just like real life and you can see
Much more than a stoner comedy.
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
Over hyped by many to look relevant
Honestly , the response to this film is rediculous, it reminds me of the Irish man , over hyped because of things the actors and director have done before
In bruge is brilliant , the guard is brilliant , Calvary is very good
It is too dark with no real story line or big characters to drag it through
Nearly every character is unlikeable, no pleasing story arc , no real ending
There are however lots of hidden messages that I bet the director thinks he hid better than he did
This is a film made by people so they can say how good they are at making films , it is not to be enjoyed by the end user.
Prizefighter: The Life of Jem Belcher (2022)
Terrible
This film has no redeeming qualities and should be avoided
The main guy is a terrible actor
Russel crow accent is horrendous and all over the shop
They use weird filters as certain points making it look like a TikTok video ,
The story is interesting (I knew some of it allready) but they make it boring and unlikeable
The family who all supposedly grew up together all have different accents , the brother is posh the sister is West Country the mother is Cornish
This is a mess of a film.
Elvis (2022)
Definatley worth watching
Austin is a great Elvis , Tom hanks a great col. But the story was not well told by baz, this film is good but will get more credit than it deserves because of the subject matter , the two leads were good but the plot bounces and there was weird sped up camera trickery at points in the film that distracted the pace baz still has some things to learn.
Pig (2021)
A nothing film
Nothing happens , no back story to characters , no plot , Nicholas cage looks like he's been sedated the whole way through , no happy ending , well no ending at all really , hard to dislike because nothing happens for you to dislike.
The Power of the Dog (2021)
Long uninteresting and full of itself
A love in for fake film reviewers to seem clever, this is like a piece of modern art that people say they like at dinner parties to feel superior simply because their peers said it was good
I like slow burn films , I like westerns , I like Benjamin cumberbatch , I do not like this film
It's probably worth a three or four score for the scenery but seeing all these 9s and 10s I had to combat them , it's rediculous
I sat down ready to watch this having seen some of the hype and glorified reviews , I was still waiting for it to start when it finished
Nothing happens , the twist isnt a twist at all it's spelt out to you , the characters are not engaging , the tough cowboy played by cumberbatch is some of the worst casting I've seen and just because in real life he didn't wash for a few weeks to empathise with his character dosent mean it works
Avoid this film unless you want to be disappointed
I created this account just to do this review as it annoyed me so much that so much praise got put on such an underserving film
This film is not good , Benjamin cumberbatch is not good in this , not tough enough.
Morris: A Life with Bells On (2009)
Spinal tap style
Pleasantly surprised by this quirky English film
The same type of film as spinal tap but it has to be said I preferred this ,
Fun look at the idiosyncrasies of English life.
No Time to Die (2021)
First review ever
I felt compelled to write a review , even set up an account
I saw such bad ratings when it first came out and now I look and the ratings have got higher , I generally believe they are paying people to do bad reviews and once normal people watch it they give it a higher rating , an honest rating
Over lockdown I watched all bonds again, starting from dr no, and this os definitely a bond movie and it is good
Also what is all the hysteria about it being too woke , it is not too woke at all
There are a lot more one liners that Craig has had before which is a good thing , but it does tone them down in the second half to allow it to be more serious
All in all a good film , give it a try at least.