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Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
I Feel Dumber
I understand the reason for this film just as much as I can understand the film itself - which is null and void. I'll never see why this is considered a cult classic. Maybe because of my political incorrectness, or maybe because it makes no sense...possibly even a combination of the two.
Sadly, this is nearly 2 hours I won't be getting back. The film wasn't exactly what I'd expected. If you're politically-minded, you can give it a go if you dare - but I think even this film will make you go, "What the...?"
Time to watch something that makes more sense...like "In the Night Garden".
Quest for Zhu (2011)
I didn't watch this intentionally (seriously)...
The things you sometimes see when you're around children. I'm sure one of the characters (well, the voice anyway) was ripping off Splinter from TMNT. I like puns, but this one brought out the ones that rolled my eyes so far, I don't need to check for brain tumours anymore.
As an upcoming movie reviewer, I couldn't help but take notice of this...thing, which was playing in the background when I was doing something productive. Unfortunately, this thing I was doing had moments where waiting was involved. Otherwise, I would've missed the movie. I guess we all make sacrifices from time to time.
I suppose it's good for young kids, but as for anyone older - bring a box of tissues. No, it's not a sad film, but it'll make you cry while thinking to yourself, "Why am I doing this to myself?"