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Disaster! (2005)
Funniest movie ever!
This is the funniest movie I've ever seen in my entire life. If you like gratuitous violence, cliché humor, random sex scenes, farting and just raunchy tasteless over the top insanity, then this movie is for you. It is tons better than team America. I could not stop laughing, and new laughs would interrupt old laughs it just kept going and going. It's not for the easily offended or kids, but wow, what a riot. It's so over the top, but it didn't come across as trying to be, like some films just use the F word repeatedly and try to get a reaction, but this movie didn't really need to, they used a lot of other methods to keep repulsive and outrageous without being running one method into the ground. The story was good too, although a rip off of Armageddon, but that made it even better in my opinion.
The Curse of the Black Dahlia (2007)
Total waste of time and money
This movie had horrible acting, hardly any gore, no story with any substance, no character development and the film work could have been a lot better. It has that cheap soap opera film work from the get go. We have more entertaining days at the office than this. I mean it's like sitting in the waiting room at the doctors office it's so bland and event less. I bet the creators just decided to capitalize on the black dahlia story and just threw this together to make a quick buck. Sorry for the neg review, but I'm getting so sick of paying 4 dollars to waste 2 hours of my time renting crap like this. Whoever made this should try to provide value, not just rip people off. I've seen better high school plays.