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Rambo III (1988)
This movie is great
Rambo III is one of my favorite movies of all time. After Rambo rescues the American POWs in Vietnam he moves to Thailand and works in a Buddhist monastary. He keeps in shape by stick fighting and doing construction work around the monastary. Sam Trautman and Eric's father from "That '70's Show." Ask Rambo for his help because Trautman is on a mission to deliver Stinger Missiles to the rebels fighting the Soviets. Trautman later gets caught by the Soviets, and Eric's father tells Rambo at the monastary about Trautman getting captured. To make a long story short Rambo gets his equipment ready, (detonators and of course BLUE LIGHTS)and heads off to Afghanistan. It takes awhile for the Afghan Tribes to accept Rambo (they think he's a lost tourist.) The fighting and gun fights are so far-fetched that you gotta love it. The climax of the film is awesome. Rambo and Truatman get conered by the Soviets, and Rambo says his famous one liner "F_ck Them!" and starts shoot'n gernades at the soviet army. With the help of the Afghan Tribesmen, Rambo jumps into a burning Soviet tank and squares off against a evil soviet commander in a attack helicopter. Rambo kills the soviet commander by shooting the tanks machine gun into the helicopter's cockpit and rams the tank into the helicopter blowing it into millions of pieces! and of course Rambo survives. I give this movie 7/10
Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
this is the perfect movie if you want your IQ to go down
Invasion USA is the type of movie where you get your friends together and drink some beer and just laugh your ass off. The funniest parts is when the leader of the commie terrorists (Rostov) is trading cocaine for guns. For some odd reason he gets angry with the drug dealer and his girlfriend, than he shoves a cocaine straw up a girls nose, throws her out of the window. Than he takes the drug dealer and shoots him like 3 times in the nuts!! Another funny part (in an awful way) is when the terrorist destroy Matt Hunter's (Chuck Norris) swamp-house. Its really bad camera work on how he just jumps out of the window before the rockets hit his house, I was more worried about how his stupid pet armadillo was after the attack, than Matt Hunter's condition. After a while you think Chuck Norris has super-powers. He always shows up where the terrorists are plotting to destroy something. (I think he can teleport). His God-awful one liners would strike fear in any Commie Terrorist. The chick-journalist always follows Matt Hunter and calls him mean names. She's really annoying and you wish the terrorists would blow her up with a rocket launcher. The mall shoot-out is action packed, you gotta love those fake-exaggerated punching noises that Matt Hunter can make. Another thing that got me angry that there was no nudity! The movie is Rated R for a reason, right before the Commie Terrorists invaded Florida with World War II landing crafts, there was a couple about "to get it on" the chick was pretty hot but they didn't show any T&A! All they got was a head-shot from a pistol of Rostov's henchmen. Soon after that your IQ is at negative 10, and the movie is over, with Rostov getting blown away with a rocket launcher, from Matt Hunter's pet armadillo...no wait it was Matt Hunter that blew away Rostov...sorry