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Blödaren (1983)
Only bad
This is probably the worst movie distributed to the public ever. The result of a music magazine editor wanting to cash in on an early eighties trend in Sweden when the cry of the day was "violence videos" and everything with blood in it was banned. Naturally this spawned a huge interest in splatter movies among us who were in out teens back then. However, trying to make a splatter movie without blood and without actors (they were all musicians) is not the thing to do.
I watched it yesterday to see if I could get into some eighties nostalgia (I haven't seen it before) but failed miserably. Acting sucks, lighting sucks, the script is laughable at best, the sound is horrible and the band they are trying to promote can't play. If it's ironic, I've missed the whole point but if not then stay away from this piece of rubbish, it's not even worth downloading. The only minor positive thing is that Åke Ericsson looked the part, as long as he didn't try to "act".
Decoys (2004)
A horrible horror? movie
This was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The story was full of plot holes, the camera and cutting was confusing at best and with the acting on level with kindergarten Christmas plays I cannot recommend this film to anyone but the most masochistic viewers. Avoid it like the plague if you want horror. You might find some enjoyment in watching it if you're a C-movie buff but not otherwise. I often found myself laughing but it was laughing at the movie and actors not with them. Maybe I missed the whole point and it is not intended to be a horror movie at all but a comedy on pair with "Not another teen movie" and the likes but if that is the case there were 3 of us in the room that missed the point. A very small + for the alien suits which looked quite good, but you cannot base a movie on 10 seconds of rubber suits.