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She-Hulk: Attorney at Law (2022)
It has pontential
It's weird that she hulk looks nothing like Jenifer walters like hulk looks like Bruce banner and it's about girl power and how she is better than bruce. I don't really enjoy I liked the she hulk comic books but it's not really like this.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
I don't recommend reading the book first
Don't read the book first it kinda ruins the story for you cos you know what's gonna happen it is a very good movie I reccomend it a lot I'm just gonna spam random words so I fit 150 characters and I can't fit the whole team anymore I just can't fit that I have ever had so I have a hard way lol.
Paper Girls (2022)
Do they know how old twelve is
These kids look at least 16 clearly the directors don't have kids it's a good show though the plot is good should've spent more time in the 80s. The future is cool though it's not a bad show definitely worth watching.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent (2022)
Nick cage is back not that he went anywhere
This probably already one of my favourite movies and I saw it yesterday it was hilarious Pedro pascal and nick cages relationship was so cute and funny highly recommend.
Titanic (1997)
I will never let go oh I found a penny
This is terrible I dunno how I sat through three hours of this it was so bad Jack died in the end and rose tried to kill herself cos she is too rich (selfish😕) and hack is a time traveller watch Matt patt video.
The Bad Guys (2022)
Meh
I went to see this with my friends it was amazing like really good at the start then there was some mind controlled hamsters that were controlled by a meteor and I didn't understand the movie but really loved the way they kind of did it like oceans 11 and the animation was very cool too.
The Losers (2010)
Crap
The start was good then it just trailed of everyone was kinda annoying the idea for this movie is really good but they ruined it completely I have watched crap movies I watched ice sharks and all the sharknado movies but those can not describe how bad this movie was
Highly recommend.
Artemis Fowl (2020)
Don't watch
A big disgrace I read the books then I read this and I thought oh my god it's now like Percy Jackson and mortal engines the books were great then the movies are just so very bad and nothing like the book.
Death on the Nile (2022)
Fine
Not like the book at all I loved the book so I went to see it in cinema and it had characters that weren't in the book after the murders got discovered they didn't shoot themselves in the book it was good but nothing like the book.
Pool Shark (2016)
Amazing
So realistic way better than jaws or the Meg it happened to me too it's a true story it's based of my life I am TYLER intense action movie terrifying in some scenes not for kids.
The Dark Knight (2008)
AMAZING
It's a really good movie you just can't beat heath ledger as the joker amazing acting from everyone in the movie the only reason I gave it 9/10 is because heath ledgers wasn't in it enough.
South Park (1997)
Best show ever
It is the funniest show ever very rude and offensive it's so good highly recommend it I know some episodes are very inappropriate but kids over maybe 11 or twelve can watch it well depends what you let your child watch if they have ever watched a fifteens comedy they can watch this.
The Simpsons: A Serious Flanders (2021)
Actually really good
A parody of Fargo I've never seen it but I thought it was a really good episode best off season 33 after season 32 being such a disappointment I wasn't gonna watch season 33 but then I saw this episode and was amazed how well it was done highly recommend.
King of the Hill (1997)
Not bad
I watched the first episode nothing laugh out loud jokes like family guy American dad the Simpsons or bobs burgers it's a little boring but not terrible but all shows I named are way better your better of watching them.
Some Assembly Required (2014)
The acting is so bad
It makes no sense and there supposed to be 14 and the act like 4 year olds don't watch this it's really bad and that fashion freak kid has no fashion sense all his clothes I wouldn't even wear for halloween.
La La Land (2016)
The worst movie I have ever seen
Absaloute utter #### the only reason I watched this was because Emma stone is a great actor but they don't end up with each other it's just bull#### dont watch this it's a waste of your time it's a musical too so guaranteed crap.
Die Hard (1988)
Best movie ever
Why are you even checking reviews have you not already seen it great Christmas classic. Great action sequences and overall a really funny movie. You can even watch it with your kids.