Creepshow is the best horror film ever made. Creepshow 2 was at least decent. This 2006 effort (I use that word kindly) is utterly useless. Containing no feel from the original, an obvious bare-bones budget, and thoroughly disappointing actors, Creepshow III (it should not be able to use the name) simply stinks. Fans of the first two should watch this only to fuel their anger or to mock. I rented this from an automated Redbox unit. (Very cool concept by the way) The rental cost only one dollar. I may have overpaid. I realize that studios and other big companies usually own the rights to film names, but some comment by King and Romero denouncing this trash would be very satisfying. Horror fans, beware of this one!
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Beer League
(2006)
Just What You Should Expect From Lange!
30 April 2007
Ready for me to bash this film? Not a chance. After reading other negative reviews, let me say the following... Artie Lange has never presented himself falsely. He is a crudely funny everyman who likes babes, sports and drink. This is conveyed perfectly in the hilarious Beer League. This film is loaded with dirty jokes, insults and nonstop boozing. Good. Nobody does it better than Lange. The casting director should move up quickly. Beer League is made believable by insanely realistic Jersey Girls and Guys. I have not laughed so hard at a film since Kingpin (1996). It does help to be a baseball fan, by the way... If you dig sports, strippers and tasty brewskies, then give this obviously unappreciated gem a look. Thanks, Artie!
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