You see, the main problem with this film is Hollywood's stupid current obsession with "keepin' it real". There's no problem in this (for Batman Begins was one of my favourite films of '05, and truly a textbook example of "grounded in reality" film-making), but Bruckheimer's way out of his depth on this one. First, there's this completely ridiculous title card telling us this is "real" Arthur because "NEW ARCHEOLOGIC EVIDENCE TOTALLY SAID SO"! Oh, please. I have no more knowledge of history than was taught to me in highschool and believe me, this movie gets some pretty basic history stuff wrong. Which isn't bad per se, but why insist on being "THE REAL ARTHUR LOLZ" if you don't even know the Roman empire wasn't ruled by the friggin' pope. Oh, and christians are evil, by the way. They will oppress poor pagan farmers because they're pagan and build special torture-machines to, well, um... torture them. Also, priests/christians are all either crazy, cowards or "fools, bureaucratic fools." Shame on you if you don't know where that's from.
It's not really director Fuqua's fault, as the film looks very pretty and it wasn't really bogged by the usual CUT-BLURRY ACTION-CUT AGAIN action sequences most Hollywood movies are plagued by nowadays (or am I becoming so accustomed to them I don't notice anymore?). The score is quite beautiful, and the song sung at the beginning even hauntingly so. The actors all look very good, and the knights were certainly a charming and lovable bunch. Keira Knightley, like Jessica Alba, is a pretty little girl who just keeps being cast in big, big movies because she's... well, a pretty little girl. If this film really wants to be taken so seriously, why not cast a serious actress? Stellan Skarsgard, O! how you ham it up so deliciously! It was a pleasure to watch his villain Cendric interact with Til Schweiger's Cynric, Cendric's son, and their various henchmen. What a delight to not get to know ANYTHING about their motivations or personalities! Seriously, every time they're in the picture, there's a battle scene or they're killing some peasants to show how eeeeevil they are. And get this, you never even get to know their NAMES. Way to go, Franzoni.
Ack, Hollywood, how I loathe thee. I hope someone does The Once and Future King credit (some PJ'ish), so we can all forget about this ghastly little mess. Except for Stellan.
It's not really director Fuqua's fault, as the film looks very pretty and it wasn't really bogged by the usual CUT-BLURRY ACTION-CUT AGAIN action sequences most Hollywood movies are plagued by nowadays (or am I becoming so accustomed to them I don't notice anymore?). The score is quite beautiful, and the song sung at the beginning even hauntingly so. The actors all look very good, and the knights were certainly a charming and lovable bunch. Keira Knightley, like Jessica Alba, is a pretty little girl who just keeps being cast in big, big movies because she's... well, a pretty little girl. If this film really wants to be taken so seriously, why not cast a serious actress? Stellan Skarsgard, O! how you ham it up so deliciously! It was a pleasure to watch his villain Cendric interact with Til Schweiger's Cynric, Cendric's son, and their various henchmen. What a delight to not get to know ANYTHING about their motivations or personalities! Seriously, every time they're in the picture, there's a battle scene or they're killing some peasants to show how eeeeevil they are. And get this, you never even get to know their NAMES. Way to go, Franzoni.
Ack, Hollywood, how I loathe thee. I hope someone does The Once and Future King credit (some PJ'ish), so we can all forget about this ghastly little mess. Except for Stellan.
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