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Candy Cane Lane (2023)
Candy Cane Lame
Yes lame. What an awful movie.
Somebody sat down and mashed together plot ideas from Deck The Halls, Jumanji and Bedazzled/Beetlejuice.
It's complete mindless pap, that doesnt even pass muster at Christmas. And Christmas TV sucks big time. And this still stands out as awful.
I had been looking forward to Beverly Hills Cop 4, but on the strength of this total turkey from Murphy, it's probably going to be a stinker.
Avoid this. It's overly long and genuinely awful. All my children thought it was terrible too. I cannot begin to explain how bad it is. There's not a single redeeming feature, scene, theme, character or joke. It's devoid of any value.
Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)
Not awful but I just wanted it to end
Well made. Interesting.
But oh my god. Why so long? It was great for the first two hours. Then I gave up caring. I just wanted it to end one way or another. And realising there was still 90 minutes left to run, I couldn't help but wonder why someone would make a movie this long. It's just too much.
It seemed to jump over detail at the start with the Osage earning wealth, and skipped straight to deaths. And then proceeded slowly. Skipped over how Leo's character developed a relationship with his wife to be.... Then covered aspects of planning of each death to the nth degree. So not only long, but the massive runtime used in odd ways.
Flawed and not something I'd rush back to watch again.
Asteroid City (2023)
Comedy? Haemorrhoid City more like
Unfunny, odd trash. Simples. Invest your 2 hours elsewhere.
It's that's simple. There's no more to say.
Tom Hanks cannot rescue this turkey of a movie. The whole opening setup is odd and it doesn't take long to realise that the format is odd, the execution is odd, the acting is odd, the comedy isn't funny and that you want to spend your life doing something else.
I need to keep typing to hit the stupid character limit, but nothing else I type is going to help you any further in avoiding watching this awful excuse for entertainment. So don't bother to keep reading what I'm typing. Oh you did.
Pirate Gold of Adak Island (2022)
Absolute garbage
There are no words. This is ansolute garbage. Scripted trash. Wooden acting.
Search for 2 mins and give up or create a reason to look somewhere else.
Trash science. Have watched all episodes and want my life back.
The Pentaverate (2022)
Watch past episode 3
First episode not great. Improves.
Stick with it.
Love the titles. Jeremy Irons does it well. Some really funny moments. I liked it. Ignore the haters and try it.