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7/10
A great follow-up to the second, with plenty of gore too..
6 July 2007
Warning: Spoilers
*warning this review does not cover the whole movie, just a brief(but long-typed) summary.

Alright, just bought the DVD, loved it! First it starts out showing jp (the medium-rich nightclub owner) buying a statue of distorted faces, one of which (THE MAIN ONE) is pinhead, there is the box stoned into it. Then joey's at the nightclub and sees doctors pulling in a boy all bloodied with chains impaling his body, later the chains shock him and you see his head explode and chunks of it go everywhere (A+ on the gore there!) So now Joey is working on the case, she makes friends with Terri and they kind of work together on the case. (SKIPPING AHEAD A FEW SCENES) THen it shows JP giving a rose to a pretty blone, then 1 minute later banging her in the room in front of the statue, eventually the blonde gets all mad and then yells at him backing up to the statue, then chains come flying out of the statue and rip off her epidermal layer, it is another A+ on the gore, then the chains suck her into the statue, basically Pinhead talks JP into getting women for him to (KILL/BRING TO HELL) So he gets Terri back and they fight after Terri knows what's going on then pinhead shoves 2 HUGE pistons into jp's head, impaling it (A- on the gore here) basically pinhead talks to Terri when he is out of the statue, then he walks into the nightclub and massacres it (A+++ on the gore here!) But you don't see it all eventually you have 40 ppl left and it shows the door with blood gushing under it. Joey calls the camera man to the site and joey leaves after him, she doesn't find the camera man (which is really like a main character) she goes up in the nightclub to find disturbing/gruesome dead bodies, some hanging by their tongues, all mutilated, skin ripped open, pool balls stuck in their throats, ew! (A+ on the gore here) then she see's the camera man dead with the camera stuck in his throat and his head in his hands, after talking to pinhead she runs out to find everything blowing up then she sees the camera man as a cenobite chasing her (NOT REALLY) well he kills a guy by the camera impaling his head! (A on the gore here) then it introduces the other new cenobites (the robot that throws like metal disks into ppls heads) who gives some nice bloody deaths to a guy and a policeman. YOu also see a big (medium fat) cenobite that breathes fire and pinhead, police cars pull up, shoot the cenobites, all they do is get knocked back a tad but keep on walking, they kill the cops (not really gory because the fire-breather blew up their cars, then we see the church scene which could be offensive to some viewers (NOTHING REALLY BAD BUT I WON'T EXPLAIN IT'S ONLY 3 MINUTES LONG)then Joey at the construction site to see the JP and Terri cenobites, eventually she opens the box at the site and traps the demons in the lament configuration! Then pinhead tricks her then pinheads human form argues with him and only here is a weird scene but joey wins it all.

*NOTE YOU GET TO SEE KIRSTY A BIT IN A MENTAL INSTITUTION*

Overall, a good bloody fun movie with some good acting and some freaky cenobites!

7/10

Rated R : Strong Graphic Violence and Grotesque/Gruesome images Sexuality, and language.
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SOCOM II: U.S. Navy SEALs (2003 Video Game)
10/10
10-10! awesome!
27 June 2007
OK, let's start off with i still played this from the day it came out, to this day in 2007. It is perfect, it is like a 2005-2006 game in 2003, (Technology changed!) so basically you got a fun and semi-challenging offline. (HARD FOR BEGGINERS) but I play online, best online game ever to me! plenty of realistic guns, voices, and the "CHARACTER TAUNTS" voices online are translated to actually foreign languages! There is plenty of glitches for any glitch-hounds. There is a good amount of blood for anyone hoping for a bloody war game, and there is an addicting game called SOCOM2! Rated M for Mature - violence, blood (DRUG REFERENCE SHOULD BE IN THERE..)
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Braindead (1992)
8/10
Gory Fun!
22 June 2007
This movie has it all, violence, zombies, drinking, and best of all ... gore!! This movie is not to be watched while eating, especially during the banana pudding scene. This movie has the most fake blood ever used in a film also, but while peter has a $3,ooo,ooo budget here, he used it mainly for the gore, you have people losing heads, limbs, chopped up, one guy gets his face pulled off, another gets his ribs taken out, etc. This is probably the most goriest movie ever made, and grossest at a point, the action is non-stop, and the gore is plentiful.. (I looked this up on the film rating site) - Rated R for : an abundant amount of outrageous gore.
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Grizzly (1976)
6/10
Decent 70's animal film.
15 June 2007
Warning: Spoilers
With an entertaining film with a furious grizzly, you'll have a decent popcorn flick! basically, people are attacked by a grizzly! and you get to see them die in a pretty bloody way, though, the low-amount of gore is a bit cheesy, but hey! you get to see a kid get bear-hugged to death! i'm only 14 so i don't care if kids die in a movie, the only thing bad about this film is you don't get to see the grizzly in whole killing someone, and the rather bad effects, but overall - a lot of fun, and a decent, mildly gory popcorn flick (not for some kids).

there is about 5-6 decent deaths in here, and you get to see a horse lose its head (even though i hate watching animals die, but if it's animal on animal, it's cool.)
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Cube (1997)
9/10
A great film that leaves you wondering! *SOME SPOILERS!*
19 May 2007
I remember about 4 years ago watching the beginning of this movie on one of the digital cable channels. I wanted to watch it SO BAD, but my dad was in the room and he didn't like me watching "graphic" movies. But now I'm older and I rented this movie, and watched the whole thing, I loved every minute of it, it makes you feel paranoid and claustrophobic, but the story is great too.

*SPOILERS IN THIS PARAGRAPH!!!!!!*

So, basically 6 people of different corners of life wake up in a weird looking cube, who go through what they remember, who they are, and what they do. There is a math-whiz, an escape artist, a doctor, a guy who "BARELY" designed the exterior, a big cop, a mentally handicapped man that will later be the big help. Let's say, the guy who thinks he's "ALL-THAT" gets killed first They go through rooms at one point thinking about prime numbers is not-trapped, then they will be proved wrong, and they somehow die not by the traps, but by the members of the group going crazy and killing each other in a way. Near the end, only 1 man makes it out, and that scene will have you wondering for a very long time.

If you're hoping for a non-stop gore-fest, don't get this. If you're looking for a great story and plot, and a good movie that will be well worth your time, THAN GET THIS!

Overall - Plot - 8/10 Casting - 7/10 Violence/gore - 6/10 (For this type of movie) Music/Effects - 6/10 "Stayig in your mind" - 11/10
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