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Bullet Train (2022)
A Tarantino/Ritchie film covered in glitter.
This Tarantino/Ritchie style movie attracted loads of glittery names, Pitt, Tatum, Bullock, Reynolds et al. Unfortunately this steamer was created in the style of Guy Tarantino and Quentin Ritchie. Simply awful and a pale shadow of who this director was trying to emulate. The storyline is so tangled and preposterous that it disappears up its own backside pretty early on. Now, credit where credit is due. Pitt tries hard. Really hard. He tries to drag it along with some great acting but even he seems incredulous at certain points during the film. Tatum and Reynolds will attend the opening of an envelope at the moment and god knows what Bullock was thinking.
A turd covered in glitter is still a turd.
Wreck Trek (2013)
Like watching a modern Lord of the Flies
This should be required watching for anyone who is interested in why modern society is in free fall. If you can stand to watch it all the way through it's like a modern Capturing the Friedmans and you feel the same horror as you watch it all fall apart...