jolpi Reviews

Black Crab (2022)

excellent

[10/10 · 5 June 2022]

Much better than any crap coming from the USA and its Marvel idiocy meant for imbecilic american audience.

Powerful with excellent cinematography and interesting plot and very strong ending.

Murder, She Wrote: Tinker, Tailor, Liar, Thief (1992) Season 8, Episode 15

utter idiocy

[1/10 · 3 June 2022]

From beginning to the end this episode like many others is absolute idiocy , pretentious and infantile, practically comical in the very awful way.

The best are hairdos and fashion ,even in the eighties and nineties absolutly unbelievable.

Tales from the Darkside: The Grave Robber (1987) Season 4, Episode 6

horrid

[1/10 · 21 May 2022]

This idiocy is absolutely suitable for USA imbeciles.

Stupid beyond comprehension, unfunny making me puke.

Made by idiots for idiots , counting on audience they can find in only one pariah country on earth.

Spectral (2016)

Moldovan War

[1/10 · 14 February 2022]

And now we've got USA bandits in Moldova .

Why not , after all it is film only for slightly underdeveloped American children.

Fact is those bandits in case of any conflict would not survive 5 minutes on the street in this country with spectrals or without.

Meant for USA children with severe learning difficulties.

Monster Hunter (2020)

why not?

[1/10 · 10 February 2022]

Yet another idiocy in this marvel -lous world of pictures made by imbeciles for children with severe learning difficulties and adults alike.

And why not , only those might spend some money on this making Anderson and his wife very happy.

Strachy (1979– )

very goog

[10/10 · 13 May 2021]

Excellent series about life and work actress from small varieties and vaudeville theatres.

Thirtys from last century, Warsaw , Poland.

Nothing whatsoever with communist propaganda, depicting real life in pre war Poland.

Doomsday (I) (2008)

Glasgow as usual

[1/10 · 13 April 2021]

Brilliant film ; depicts perfectly Glasgow in its full glory and beauty better than any travel guide.

Only one point ; for actors costumes, too new for Glasgow inhabitants.

Death Race 3: Inferno (2013 Video)

embarrassing

[1/10 · 8 March 2021]

Utter idiocy made by imbeciles for imbecilic children with severe learning difficulties

Death Race 2 (2010 Video)

embarrassing

[1/10 · 8 March 2021]

Comical idiocy made by imbeciles for imbeciles milking pockets of frustrating parents

Red Dot (2021)

good

[8/10 · 12 February 2021]

Thankfully it is not another USA crap for imbecilic audience. Nice cinematography, good acting only female lead does not fit into the landscape.

The 5th Wave (2016)

utter idiocy

[1/10 · 11 February 2021]

Utter and complete nonsense made by imbeciles for imbecilic children

Battleship (2012)

idiocy

[1/10 · 5 January 2021]

Made by imbeciles for imbeciles wit adequate main actor (sic) name kitch

Midsomer Murders: Picture of Innocence (2007) Season 10, Episode 6

absurd

[1/10 · 23 November 2020]

Absolute idiocy , like rest of this cretinous series for cretinous audiences

War of the Worlds (2005)

bad

[12 November 2020]

Beginning quite ok but second part descending into grotesque , specially Tim Robbins completely hilarious and unnecessary parts with absolutely idiotic ending. Looks very limited invasion with hills battling scenes almost comedic together with very "patriotic" gung-ho son