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Terrifier (2016)
Art steals the show.
Not for the faint of heart, or for snobs who take themselves too seriously. It's a fun gore film where the protagonist is actually the villain. Art is truly menacing and his physical acting is second to none. Would only recommend to fans of B-Movies and performance driven thrillers.
Lets address the elephant in the room; Yes, the morale of the story is that the girls should have drank and drove. The acting outside of Art, which is 10/10, is suitable and fits the overall nostalgic mood of this horror film. The gore is excellent and gratuitous in a fashion worthy of this films critical praise. All hail the clown king.
Lot Lizards (2022)
Better than Dune
No budget, and hilarious. It's curb your enthusiasm minus talent, and wins for it. Highly entertaining; So bad it's great. Funnier than most comedies out, takes low budget to the best extreme. Robert L Parker is having fun with a few dollars in his pocket and shining light on his local street workers/ friends. Has a message even if it's one of the most poorly executed films I've ever seen. I hope this review brings more traction to this beautiful dumpster fire of a movie. I'm glad tubi has no filter and allows this gratuitous nonsense to exist for the general populace. Solid 8 if you also enjoy movies with no real direction, camera work, writing, or characters. It's amazing.
The Challenge: USA (2022)
What a all rookie season would be
And I am here for it! As a long time survivor, and challenge fan I'm excited for what devilish ideas TJ has up his sleeve. Going to be some great, low stress, and fun content to watch this summer.