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Naked Cannibal Campers (2020)
Terrible in every way (p.s ignore the studio plant aka kannibalcorpsegrinder)
I am incredibly sorry and I don't want to spend too much words on this one. I've seen some films in my time (about 200-300 a year). From big box-office scores to the ultra no-budget genre, but never have I seen, nor will I see something as horrible as this. To call this "film" is degrading for the art. No arguments can save this: this is where bad taste ends. I'm not even going to cover the so-called storyline etc. If I had paid for this I would have been pretty peeved off. If I wanted to get my rocks off I would happily look elsewhere.
P. S I am incredibly sick and tired of this blatant studio shill kannibalcorpsegrinder spamming his fake opinions on every horror slasher film. He types like a bloody robot. Seriously take a look at any of his reviews. Have you noticed that he never mentions any characters or even actors names in his reviews. Why is that?
Also why doesn't he space out his reviews. It's just one long paragraph. Incredibly hard to read. Sorry for the rant. Had to let it out (I know he probably won't even see this. But if he does I hope he responds. Just edit his review). Out.
The Legend of Awesomest Maximus (2011)
All time terrible comedy
Some talented comedians are in this, but don't let that fool you. It's not funny, sexy, or interesting. I watched the first 11 minutes and 34 seconds on Netflix, then flipped to the last 5 to see how it ended and couldn't make it; it was just too painful to watch. The writer and director should be drummed out of the industry and be sentenced to watch this film in its entirety every day for the rest of their lives.
Apparently this review needs 10 lines to be publishable. I find it ironic that the standards required for me to warn you how awful this, this whatever it is (visual sadness?), are apparently higher than the standards required to produce it in the first place.
Repligator (1996)
Ahead of its time! (ps: nogodnomasters, paul_haakonsen)
As the title suggests this 1996 movie was very much ahead of its time.
Look if you're looking for spectacular graphics and beautiful scenery then go watch Oppenheimer. This movie is like a teenage boys fever dream. It's weird, it makes no sense and it has boobs in it.
I laughed within the first 30 seconds of the film and it wasn't a snort of derision, it was a real laugh. It's obvious to me, but apparently lost on the other reviewers to this film, that the whole thing was made for fun and stupidity.
It probably cost next to nothing to make and it looks like the actors are having a laugh. So don't be an idiot, don't judge this as if it was high art because it so obviously isn't.
Lastly this is for all the naysayers out there, cough, nogodnomasters, paul haakenson. Apparently have not seen this hidden gem yet. But one thing I do know, they will "stumble" upon this gem and give their "expert" opinions. Just remember I was here first. I am waiting gents. Until then- I won!
Sex Pot (2009)
It's a teen sex comedy, what were you expecting!
If you're looking for spectacular graphics and beautiful scenery then go watch Avatar: The way of water. This movie is like a teenage boys fever dream. It's weird, it makes no sense and it has boobs in it. I laughed within the first 30 seconds of the film and it wasn't a snort of derision, it was a real laugh. It's obvious to me, but apparently lost on the other reviewers (paul_haakonsen lighten up) this film, that the whole thing was made for fun and stupidity.
It probably cost next to nothing to make and it looks like the actors are having a laugh. So don't be an idiot, don't judge this as if it was high art because it so obviously isn't. For the love of all it's a frigging teen sex comedy. Lighten up!
Attack of the 50 Foot CamGirl (2022)
Lighten up people it's all good fun!
If you're looking for spectacular graphics and beautiful scenery then go watch Avatar: The way of water. This movie is like a teenage boys fever dream. It's weird, it makes no sense and it has boobs in it. I laughed within the first 30 seconds of the film and it wasn't a snort of derision, it was a real laugh. It's obvious to me, but apparently lost on the other reviewers (arfdawg-1) of this film, that the whole thing was made for fun and stupidity. It probably cost next to nothing to make and it looks like the actors are having a laugh. So don't be an idiot, don't judge this as if it was high art because it so obviously isn't. It's just a hour long joke. Lighten up!
No Hard Feelings (2023)
Contender for worst comedy of the year
In the past 10 years, I've probably seen more than 200 movies at theaters. This is the first movie that I've ever walked out on. 45 minutes in, I couldn't handle the torture anymore. This is the most unfunny piece of garbage I've ever seen. Although, I did get a good chuckle when about 50% of the audience had left before the halfway mark.
It's hard to meet the minimum post-length requirement for this movie, because there isn't much to say about it.
I didn't find any of the gags clever. Nor did I find them funny. I did think some of the set designs looked okay.
Just avoid this. It's not even worth a rental.
Wifelike (2022)
Seeing Kampouris naked is the only reason to watch this movie
As the title of this review suggests. There is absolutely positively no reason to watch this hob witched wretched piece of cellulite. It's no secret the sly writers and director did this film as an excuse for our poor innocent little Elena Kampouris to appear in her first on screen nude scenes.
Well let's see here, the acting is very poor especially from Rhys Meyers who has been better in other roles.
My conclusion is that this movie was conceived entirely to show off Elena Kampouris naked or in some kind of contrived sex scene. And it worked for the most part. Admit it! Take a gander at all the neckbeards who viewed this film solely for that reason.
Although this movie isn't great in the slightest. I do believe it could become a cult classic in the future because of our miss Kampouris.
Please come back in 5, 10 years from now and you'll see how big of a star Elena Kampouris has become. Incredibly proud.
Bros (2022)
Embarrassing
I support gay rights, I love movies, and I love romantic comedies. I wanted "Bros" to be good and to do well. It sucks and it has failed at the box office. Homophobia did not sabotage this movie. This movie's wretched quality sabotaged this movie. Billy Eichner co-wrote the script. He stars as Bobby Lieber. Lieber / Eichner is a pathological narcissist who takes, takes, takes, and demands that his love interest, Aaron (Luke Macfarlane) change to satisfy him.
Lieber / Eichner whines throughout this movie. Everyone is out to get poor, sad Billy / Bobby. He is also abusive and obnoxious.
Luke Macfarlane, the other lead, is not a great actor. He's bland and unmoving. So your eyes go to Eichner and that's not a good thing.