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Super Metroid (1994)
Beautifully Done
Nintendo's Super Metroid is a wonderful game that explores a beautiful planet, extraordinary creatures, and an intense soundtrack. This 16-bit adventure sees Samus Aran, a bounty hunter, go to the planet Zebes to take back the last metroid larva from Ridley and the space pirates. Throughout the game, you discover many energy tanks and weapons to help fight vicious enemies, and collect new suits such as the Varia and Gravity suit. You (playing Samus) fight many bosses, including Ridley, Kraid, Phantoon, Draygon, and finally Mother Brain in Tourian. There are even some friendly creatures that teach you the methods of Shinespark and wall-jumping! If you suffer from epilepsy or intense moments, beware of the final scene though. It had me shaking for minutes. Overall, I think Super Metroid is a great piece of entertainment for the whole family to play. I even got a new personal record today of completing in 5hr 2min!
Wish (2023)
What is the message of this movie
No really, in this Disney movie, a Hispanic Kingdom in the Mediterranean has a king named Magnifico who can grant people's wishes. And based on the reasoning behind him being the villain, there is a solid chance it was written by AI, as conspiracy theories say. Basically, everyone thinks he will make all your wishes come true, but he locks most of them up in his castle, because they're dangerous. Which makes perfect sense, because in reality if anyone could make any wish about themself come true, most people would do terrible things. The film is really trying to tell kids that what Magnifico is doing is evil. Then he goes pretty insane when a rebel, main character Asha, seeks the truth about him. Bad message and generic characters (remember Elemental?) Its humour also sucks. The pet sheep (or goat, idk which one) gets a human voice, finds a hole in a wall and says, "my butt found it" Like guys just watch the trailer. He conducts an orchestra of chickens who fart out eggs and whatever, it has the cheapest done merchandising opportunity which is basically Kirby but yellow, etc. It's also a musical and the songs are not at ALL iconic, or well written. The intro song about their kingdom is literally that one song from Encanto, which essentially this movie is, we get the cringiest song ever when a bunch of trees and squirrels start singing in the woods like OH MY GOSH WHAT HAS DISNEY BECOME. Then finally, to cross-pollinate Disney's franchise, the king literally becomes man in the mirror from Snow White.... Peter Pan is in the ending scene.... And the lamb goes to found Zootopia.... And Asha becomes the fairy godmother. Walt Disney is crying in heaven.
Oppenheimer (2023)
I don't care who gets an Oscar anymore
Oppenboremer was dissappointing. I know it's an adult film but no seriously it was actually so slow and underwhelming and more about his sensual relationship with some woman, and then the climax of the movie is him finally realizing he caused pain to people, and the dramatic scenes where he's interviewed are so long... If Mr. Oppenheimer was alive today and saw this movie he wouldn't have liked it. I had to focus SO MUCH during this film and still had a question to ask every 12 seconds: what is going on? I don't like to hate on slow movies but this one was just waaay too boring and a waste of my time. Like seriously, how did this get best picture? Because everyone was too pressured to say wow what an amazing movie.