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Daria (1997)
a piece of garbage
A spin off from the highly superior beavis and butthead was the most boring show I've seen. It takes the overly sarcastic Daria from the B&B series. Apparently MTV thought fans of B&B would watch this show after B&B was cancelled. Stick to watching Beavis and butthead, the mike judge classic. Whoever liked this show better than B&B is some strange type of MTV junkie and needs serious help.
Bully (2001)
An amazing film that should be seen
The reason I wanted to see this film so badly is because i loved the movie "Kids" which was also directed by Larry Clarke. After seeing this film it forced me to buy the book, as I was so involved with the charecters of this story. Just the fact that this is a true story is unbelieveable. There is a great young cast who put on great performances in this film. Its definetly worth checking out as long as you aren't offended by nudity, bad language and violence. This is definetly a film that will make you think.
Ringmaster (1998)
i've got an idea!
Lets make a movie about a talk show that already exists and basically have everything that happens on the show! Well if that idea doesn't intrigue you, which it shouldn't, stay away from ringmaster. I had the displeasure of seeing this in the theater and actually being able to sit through this mess of a movie. I guess jerry springer doesn't play himself as it shows from the cheap props for his show (yes it looks even cheaper than the real jerry springer show) and he is only known as jerry in the film. The plot (if you can call it that) is about a daughter while living with her mother decides to start sleeping with the mother's live in boyfriend. So the mother's brilliant idea is to call the jerry springer show as well as getting it on with her daughter's boyfriend. (Is it any coincidence they live in a trailer park). Meanwhile somewhere else in america a woman finds her cheatin' man with her friend in bed together. So of course call america's therapist Jerry springer! I'd talk about the rest of the film but even thinking about the film now is giving me a headache. Jamie Pressly who plays the daughter looks totally unattractive in the movie. And remember Michael Dudikoff the kick ass karate master from the american ninja series? Well take a look at him now as a white trash drunk. The thing is he really looks too horrible and out of shape to call it "getting in touch with his charecter". But if your idea of fun is seeing Jerry Springer sing a country song about his own show or guys hooking up with transvestites...well...JUST WATCH THE SHOW INSTEAD! ... at least steve was smart enough to stay out of this flick.
Shakes the Clown (1991)
funny movie!
I've gotta say that shakes was a vicious delight for me. Bobcat is the best alcoholic clown next to charlie sheen. Highpoints of the movie are bobcat scaring the crap out of little kids at a birthday party and bobcat puking in a car! Beating the hell out of mimes was great too! See it! It's better than Bozo!
Glitter (2001)
The movie that killed mariah!
This film is what made mariah's record company drop her from her label. And after seeing this film it's not hard to see why. I thought mariah was full of herself before but wow! Easily one of the worst movies released in that year. Her acting skills are worse than hulk hogan if that was possible. The film basically shows how mariah is god and everyone should worship her. Thanks, but no thanks.
Jason X (2001)
Best film of the year! (whichever year it comes out)
I had the pleasure of watching jason x and i have to say it was a damn good flick. I didn't know how the flick was going to be (the whole space thing kind of scared me) but when i finally saw it I was truly impressed. The side chrecters of the films are well drwan out and are interesting unlike past friday flix and there is an end sequence in a virtual crystal lake that will make you burst out in laughter(the good kind). When this film comes out watch it! I'll be first in line with the popcorn!
Big Helium Dog (1999)
Worst movie i've seen this year.
I never knew a movie could be this bad. And I've seen Pauly shore movies. The movie is a total mess with absolutely no plot. The film tries to come off like Kentucky fried movie but fails in every way. There is no originality and the jokes are just forced and not funny. The film follows around some idiot who has no common sense and doesn't understand anything that goes on around him. And while it starts moving into the story there are repeated interruptions by some guy from the old television series "The State" who keeps saying he's sorry that the film is so bad. Even Kevin Smith who I'm a big fan of can't save this film, but it shows one thing. Anybody, even people with no talent, can make a film.
Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996)
like watching a black screen
Two cops chase a killer into a factory. What else? I don't know because the picture was so damn dark i couldn't see what was happening! You never know what is going on! It's as if the director forgot to put lighting on his budget for this film! I had the unfortunate luck of seeing this movie in a theater. Don't let the same tragedy happen to you.