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The Turnpike Killer (2009)
Big John and his dollar store Halloween mask
No one quite understood Big John. Imagine things from HIS perspective. He has a voice in his head constantly telling him to kill people, with a very bad accent. Half the time you are like "what did the voice in my head tell me to do again?". Also the man lives in New York, so he has to deal with New Yorkers all the time. That and having a Confederate flag in his kill basement, I get it. Poor John just needs to move back to the South and get away from all the noise.
John doesn't, and instead goes on to Kidnap, Strip, yell at, then murder his victims in that order. In one scene, John ties up Dr. Garden Gnome to a chair and murders the Gnomes wife in front of him. He then playfully slaps the gnome with her liver before killing off (judging from the apartment) the worlds poorest Doctor.
Great slasher, fun to make fun of, I really enjoyed it. I love that New York only has 2 Homicide detectives. Budget cuts I guess, It IS New York after all.
An American Terror (2014)
Columbine? Nope! Colum-just-fine!
Loved the movie. It's like two movies combined into one. I thought the acting of the high school rejects was very well done, and very well casted. This movie deserves a higher rating. It also goes to show you, that as a nation we need to address the bullying problem, as an abused kid wanting to harm others will find a way to do it even with out firearms.
The actual Psychopath was well done. I kind of wish we new more about his back story, or perhaps an alternate ending where one of the trio later takes the plague bearers mask and becomes him.
Take away from this? Don't rob rednecks, and don't pick on the skinny tall trailer park kid that's weird.
It is sad that the movie was rated so poorly.