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The Beekeeper (2024)
Exactly what you expect
This film was good fun, so much so you hardly notice Jason's bizarre accent. (At least the director saw fit to try and explain it away early on in the script)
There overall story kind of makes sense, but don't worry it's not really that important to the overall film. I really liked the no nonsense characters (well casted). This is a high body count film as you'd expect
This film doesn't take itself too seriously which is what you want from this kind of film
I mean how many ways can one man kill without the use of a weapon.
I honestly thought I wouldn't like this film, but pleasantly surprised.
Anyway sit back, enjoy the ride.
Assassin Club (2023)
Nothing new to see here
Being an unlimited viewing member I have seen most cinema releases, this film has few redeeming qualities. Henry Golding & Noomi Rapace made this an easy decision to give it a go, the trailer looked promising however, this film is like my local courier... (it fails to deliver) The direction is manic, I feel like he wanted to use every shot in the playbook! There were times I had to look away as the shots were starting to make my head hurt. And what is with Noomi's accent? Is she French? Or Southern state USA? This plot has more holes than a teabag. That being said if you don't mind spending your cash to see something mind numbing and don't care about the story or the characters then this probably the right film for you. Enjoy?