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Rangers (2000)
What I learned from "Rangers"!
What I learned from Rangers:
1-There are a lot of token black guys 2-Briefings to super-elite Ranger units are done minutes before being deployed on a mission while flying miles above earth in a plane. 3-It goes from sunrise to midnight in about 5 minutes. 4-Charlie Sheen does many non-mentioned and short cameos in this B-rated film. 5-Where'd the SCUBA gear come from? 6-After falling and then deploying their parachutes, miles from shore they know exactly where to find a cache of deflated boats. 7-Rangers can change laced army boots to swimming flippers in a matter of seconds, while falling at terminal velocity. 8-AK-47 weapons that the Rangers possess, magically can change to MP5 submachine guns. 9-You SHOULD look at the camera. 10-After firing a bazooka round and blowing up part of a building and creating lots of smoke, no fire alarms nor sprinkler systems go on. 11-When boarding a helicopter, the shape of the call numbers change. 12-The Rangers can instantly transport themselves into different positions, like on the helicopter. 13-Your are supposed to blink A LOT when shooting an automatic weapon. 14-You don't bleed when you are shot, not until at least many hours after the fact. 15-Military hair regulations are not in effect for women officers. 16-In terrorist land Brandy and Whisky are the same thing, and when they are poured, bubbles appear. 17-Elite military soldiers live off base, in big houses with wives. 18-Alex can commute back and forth from Florida to DC in a matter of seconds with his friend, many times a day. 19-Elite soldier's marksmanship is terrible at short range. 20-Pistol clips hold about 30 rounds. 21-Grenades, when thrown get to their target very fast then blow up. 22-You can be promoted to Sergeant to Lieutenant in a matter of days.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)
Freggin' Hilarious!!!
Oh man that was the funniest movie I have ever seen. The plot was at some times weak and the premise a little predictable or cliche but other than that it was worth my 6 bucks to go see it. I was f***ing laughing my ass off, especially the part with the dog and the donuts. Ryan Reynolds, who is not to mention a Canuck, made it a really good movie as his whit and character upped the level of halarity. If you can see this movie do so. Now when's Van wilder 2 coming out???
Pauly Shore Is Dead (2003)
Pauly Shore.....What can you expect! Good movie!
Yes it is another pauly shore movie, and if you have seen his other movies you'll probably like this one, with numerous cameos by hollywood celebs and other famous faces, and the genuis of comedy, pauly shore that brought you Bio-dome, jury duty and in the army now, it has to be good. If i were you i would see it immediatley! Very good movie
Super Troopers (2001)
I want that 1 hour and 43 minutes of my life back!
Perhaps this could be the dumbest movie I have ever SEEN. I was watching it and I was like, why, why are these characters doing this, what the hell are they doing. Driving down the road trying to get caught with their cop friends. The plot was predictable, now that i think of it, there was no plot! It was horrible, I never wanted to see another movie after this one, why were these cop wannabees doing this anyway? what were they doing. I saw it as a wannabe comedy troop trying to make a funny movie! but failed cuz it sucked bad, characters actions weren't justified, and you didn't know what was going on half the time, the story line was all over the place, there doing this, now there doing this, now, wtf, why am I watching that! its more like "SUPER SH*** MOVIE!"
I would rather have spent my 6 dollars on some gasoline to burn the broken lizrd into ashes so they cannot make a horrible movies ever again like SUPER TROOPERS.