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Robot Monster (1953)
This movie is so cheesy, that even Insane People wouldn't like it!
I really love those old amusing movies,but this one was even for me too ridiculous. Bad Actors, ugly costumes and a mentally disordered storyline.
I can't imagine that the producers believed that their monster, which is wearing an ape costume with a diving helmet, just approximately creepy is. When I first saw the Robotmonster, I laughed so loud, that I couldn't breathe for a minute! I mean, how could people with a good sense spend so much money for so much scrap.
I'am really speechless!
However perhaps the Movie is a good example for future directors, so they can learn from it, how you better don't make a movie. :-)
Demonicus (2001)
Worser than any Ed Wood Movie!
This movie is so awful, it is hard to find the right words to describe it!
At first the story is so ridiculous.A narrow-minded human can write a better plot! The actors are boring and untalented, perhaps they were compelled to play in this cheesy Film.
The camera receptions of the National Forest are the only good in this whole movie. I should feel ashame, because I paid for this lousy Picture.
Hopefully nobody makes a sequel or make a similar film with such a worse storyline :-)
Subspecies (1991)
One of the greatest Vampire Movies ever!
This is one of the best and moodiest Vampire Tales ever! I love this movie really. The character are great, even the locations and the story. Indeed the Picture isn't a big budget production, but it is absolutely worth seeing.
OK there are some faults (especially the Names of the Castle and the Locations) in this movie, but such mistakes are typically and are almost in every Horror Movie.
The scenery fits perfect to the story and is close to reality,I can say that honest, because I visit them once when I was in Romania in my Vacations.
In my opinion this is the Best Part of the Subspecies Series.
Tormented (1960)
Amusing creepy B-Movie!
I saw this movie a few weeks ago for the first time. I don't expected much, but after watching this, I was very surprised. It's one of those old films which are quiet good and not boring.
OK it is not a Blockbuster but it is very moody for a B-Movie. Even the Special Effects are okay for a film from the early 60's. The actors are quiet good, especially Juli Reding (Vi Mason), she is great. I think she imparts a bit of gallows humor (characteristic with her big breasts) to this Film :-)
The only deficit in this picture is the little Girl Sandy, she is very annoying. But generally speaking it is a nice movie for boring evenings.
Shrieker (1998)
The lousiest movie from Full Moon ever!
I like the most of the Full Moon Pictures so I ordered this movie from the USA, because in Germany you can't get it anywhere. I thought it would be so nice and amusing like the Subspecies or Puppetmaster Series, because they were full of atmosphere.
I was glad when the movie finally arrived.
But after watching this cheesy movie, I was very disappointed. The actors ( I think you can't even say actors) are boring and untalented. The story was a poor performance and even the set and the monster were very cheap and lousy.
I hope no one ever make a sequel or remake of this terrible movie. :-)