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Made for Love (2021)
Not funny and boring AF!
I could only watch the first two episodes of the first season and found it so boring and stupid that I couldn't bear to watch the rest of it.
I'm extremely baffled as to why anyone could like this garbage.
Anyone involved in the making of this dreck should not add it to their CV and disown it. They'll do themselves a favor.
They say this is the new golden age of TV but I strongly disagree. The quality of programming has dramatically done downhill and this trash is proof positive of the trend. Don't get me started on anything by Lena Dunham either!
My recommendation for every single copy of this trash: Burn it! Do NOT! Release it on physical media either!
Pretty Woman (1990)
It sucks....
...because it's a rom-com. 'Nuff said. I saw this and threw up in my mouth several times. That's my typical reaction to rom-coms: The characters are bougie white people, heteronormative, and extremely unrealistic.
The Doll (2017)
Waste of time!
The Asylum puts out better swill then this! Don't even bother. The ideas was good but badly implemented. With a more competent writer, director and actors this could have been a compelling film.
12/12/12 (2012)
Typical dreck from The Asylum
As if 11/11/11 was bad enough, here comes 12/12/12 !
If you like extreme gore, this is for you. Don't expect good acting or a good story.
And the lead has probably the worst augmentation that I've ever seen. It looks completely unnatural. I have no objections to augmentations, but for crying out loud, have a competent plastic surgeon!
11/11/11 (2011)
It's from The Asylum!
So of course it has to be awful!😁. This studio just releases cheap knock-offs and rarely comes up with anything novel or original!
Still, Asylum movies are great for running in the background while working on household chores 😂
The Jewel of the Nile (1985)
I remember seeing this in 1985
This was the first time that I walked out of a theater when a film was showing. About a half-hour in I lost interest and left. It was cheesy, stupid, and moronic. Plus a waste of great talent.
Heal (2017)
Pure quackery
A documentary that's really and infomercial pushing pseudo-scientific garbage. Yes, this film came out before the pandemic but the quackery presented here in has no doubt contributed to the deaths of 850K+ Americans.
The fact that this has a 4.5 rating on Prime Video is deeply disturbing.