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The Informers (2008)
Big steaming pile of crap
This movie is awful. I think a great actor like BB Thorton will end his career prematurely because of crap like this.
This whole thing makes you dizzy, mad and disgusted at the same time. I will put this flick in the same category with garbage like "Paul Blart Mall Cop".
There is no original or remotely attractive cinematic concept in this steaming pile of crap. A bunch of degenerates (Paris Hilton's type - hump each other and somehow that humping (not even good to pass as a bad soft-core porn)links all characters into a senseless completely moronic story).
Save you time and money and pass on this garbage. It amazes me to see the rating this crap got on IMDb: studio people hard at work here.
Once again: do not lot the actor's names fool you into wasting precious time of your life on this piece of sh*t.
I'd give it a 0 if possible!
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
cow-dung productions: Straight to DVD "art"
Hey guys, I've just finished watching Paul Blart/Mall Cop, and now I really think I need a CAT scan to make sure I didn't get brain cancer....This movie is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad it will make you puke..literally.
Low budget would be a compliment...Acting.. what acting? If an average Joe grabbed an entry level (no focus setting or white balance) NTSC camcorder and re-shot this cow-dung-of-a-movie, than maybe this could be a bad C-category flick. I watched the whole thing, by-the-way. The beginning looked promising, I mean a couple of popular actors, Adam Sandler's name on the credits, etc. About 15 minutes into the action it looks like the screenwriter, director and actors said: "F*** it! - Let the cameras roll and lets wrap this beotch up". I have seen many bad movies, but this one takes the cake.
Question for Kevin James: Dude, what the hell? Who's your agent? You were OK in that flick when you were a pretend gay fireman with Sandler, but now this? Hope you realize you just committed career suicide: you'll join Chevy Chase and John Travolta... RIP my friend
Jayma Mays (hope I spelled your name right) - history should be your major now, 'cos that's what you are about to be...i mean "Epic movie" was bad-ish, but this is rat-poison to you cutie pie...however, I got good news for you: you don't have to start waiting tables at Applebees - I'll help you out: hit me on my IM - na21ins@yahoo.com (I've been known to always help a damsel in distress)
... In conclusion: If you want to buy a new flat screen and you're looking for reasons to destroy your old set, watch this "movie". Seriously, don't waste your time on this genital wart!
PS: How in God's name did this flick get a 5.4 rating from almost 10,000 peeps? - Was that you Kevin James? Giving a 5 star to your own excrement is not cool... (or maybe Sandler got bored and hit the keyboard with his awesome good for nothing talent).
Hollywood, take notes: this kind of movie gives p2p sharing(you know what that means, amigos) super powers...If anyone had to pay to see this "artistic creation" you'd have a class law action suit on your hands....long live the Swedish pseudo-pirate guys!
PPS: I am adding this to my original post: how the hell is it possible that some people gave a POSITIVE review to this crap...more than a star, etc... To the people who thought this was "a funny movie" , "a great time", etc: YOU ARE BRAIN DEAD... The world would be a better place without you, morons. You give America a bad name...your IQ all put together is - (minus) 500...etc. I admit that is is possible that Sandler and James hit the web with positive comments to their common diarrhea inducing flick... This is my 1st post on IMDb...this flick was so terrible it made me waste an additional 30 minutes to post this and warn potential viewers. This, for me, is like preventing a crime: DO NO WATCH THIS CRAP, it will hurt your insides and dumb you down!...no joke... read the rest of the comments here.