After having seen Crank: High Voltage, I realize it felt more like something you'd see on Mad TV than an actual movie. They took all the elements from the first Crank (which I loved and remains one of my all-time favorite films) and bloated it up, made it edgier than before, sounds cool and great right? That's what I thought, but somewhere in between all the execution flew right out the window. The people behind it knew it and didn't care, while we're stuck watching the garbage product. Of course the directors are still trying to market this wrench at the same time so the excuse is "It's supposed to be like that!"
It's a laugh track away from being a Mad TV sketch; it's a parody of the first Crank and not at all a sequel in the vein of its original. The original Crank knew when to be funny, when to be serious. For some reason, Crank 2 only knows how to be stupid and loud. It makes fun of the first Crank all the way around. Did they think this was the only way to do a sequel? "People won't see Crank 2 because they'll think it's a dumb sequel, so let's make it dumb!" Guess what? They did, and nobody went to see it.
It had all the right elements and a cool premise for a mindless action film, but even for a mindless action film it collapses from careless execution and irrelevant characters and scenes. You'd have to guess the first cut of the movie turned out to be only 40 minutes long and the directors went to the editor, "Hey! Remember all those scenes that added nothing to movie? We'll expand them and add them back in! Boom! Full-Length!" Save your money and watch the first Crank again. Crank 2 gave me a 2-hour headache when it was over.
It's a laugh track away from being a Mad TV sketch; it's a parody of the first Crank and not at all a sequel in the vein of its original. The original Crank knew when to be funny, when to be serious. For some reason, Crank 2 only knows how to be stupid and loud. It makes fun of the first Crank all the way around. Did they think this was the only way to do a sequel? "People won't see Crank 2 because they'll think it's a dumb sequel, so let's make it dumb!" Guess what? They did, and nobody went to see it.
It had all the right elements and a cool premise for a mindless action film, but even for a mindless action film it collapses from careless execution and irrelevant characters and scenes. You'd have to guess the first cut of the movie turned out to be only 40 minutes long and the directors went to the editor, "Hey! Remember all those scenes that added nothing to movie? We'll expand them and add them back in! Boom! Full-Length!" Save your money and watch the first Crank again. Crank 2 gave me a 2-hour headache when it was over.
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