MoVieQuOteFrEaK Reviews

Old School (2003)

FUNNY .dont deny it.

[10/10 · 24 February 2003]

This movie is one of the funniest I have seen in a long time. Will Ferrell was amazingly funny. I couldn't stop laughing through the pool scene. I loved this movie. CRITICS suck. I think they just don't want this movie to succeed. I hope Will has a long and great career in films. C'mon just look at the guy, hes funny as hell. A+ Go see this movie!

Christina's House (2000)

OOOGA BOOGA

[2 October 2002]

Wow...This movie wasnt the greatest horror flick....no kidding? It wasnt bad. I watched this movie and it was entertaining..sure the story was weak and the teens werent original..but you gotta give it some credit. Its gotten so many reviews must mean people were interested even if they didnt like it.

I thought Gavin Wilding did a great job for a low budget movie...and thats not to say the cast was bad, I thought they were all good for their parts.

I give it a 5/10 because cheesy horror movies should have a place in everybodys heart ..i mean c'mon didnt you all call Friday The 13th cheesy until Jason got his hockey mask and then we thought the 'bag' was an instant classic...so dont criticize a movie for its lack of money to make it, just head back to blockbuster and rent Return To Neverland maybe they'll be a few more twists?

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

WOW

[30 July 2002]

Finally the third Austin Powers movie! This movie is worth going to see if your a big fan of wiping tears away comedy. Sure it does have its lame moments but what movie doesnt? That singer from what is it ahh yes Destinys Child, she was not needed in this movie, nothing she said was funny or great. SHHHHAAZAAMM?!?! whats the deal? The second one still stands as my favorite since of course Fat Bastard is in it more. Goldmember was more evil then Dr. Evil.....hmmm. Oh yea some of you wanted to know why the British accent is fun and funny to make fun of, WELL DER, it just is since ya think its not so funny and you rather go for tea aint mean ya gotta be a party pooper. Honestly, every accent as its funny words, Mike Myers just happen to turn it into a award winning comedy with so many joke upon joke ya just might die laughing!

What can i say, it gets a 9/10....it would have got a 10 if not for the ending.

an idea

If a fourth one makes it out you might want to expect Scott Evil doing the beloved "shh", "zip it", or something of the sort to Dr. Evil as I think Scott Evil will be in charge for a short while. Expect For The Best.

Donnie Darko (2001)

One of the best movies out there.

[30 July 2002]

I've read some of the comments about this movie, some bad, some good. I must admit it is a movie you must carefully watch, this means no getting snacks between scenes and so on. In all serious, bad mouthing this movie truly shows some critics are not very big movie fans.

I mean c'mon, truly this movie is an instant classic.

This movie is set in the 80's and the motivational speaker(Patrick Swayze) is a little superficial when of course in this movie they keep proclaiming the fact that the range of emotions a person feels falls somewhere with Love,Anger, and Hate; Which in 80's Teen Books used in the classroom actually in all true life stated this!?!? So please when some of you critics state that these characters aren't realistic you do the research first.

Above all, This movie is worth renting and seeing, maybe even keep it a day late or two 'lol'.

Saving Silverman (2001)

Funny Funny (MIGHT HAVE A SPOILER)

[30 July 2002]

This movie was fantasmic I mean Jack Black was the funniest of course, we all know that. I saw the PG-13 version and it sucked if you really want to laugh rent the R dvd version. High Fidelity was a Jack classic he was awesome in that movie, this movies plot has been used in past movies but i think Jack and Zahhn really were comic geniuses.

The nun scene was stupid and i clicked fast forward on it, but every scene with Jack and Zahhn kept me laughing. So what if past comedians have done this type of slap stick comedy, original ideas are almost impossible to come by and jokes are inspired always from past movies related in some way so i say just sit back relax and let the good times role.

7/10 ....not a 10 considering the nun scene threw you off and you were like what!?!

tagged for: RENT, RENT some more, then give it a BUY. pick the R version too, way funnier

Blade II (2002)

Finally there was a Blade 2

[30 July 2002]

YYESSSS! I have been waiting ever since the first one for a sequel to be installed and here it is Blade 2, I must say this one just might have been better then the first. Overall the action was great and so was the story, one thing though it took them to long to make the sequel, I know I know they had to get a good story and they lived up to it but i was tired of waiting for so long sheesh.

8/10 ...its an 8 just because you didnt want the movie to end.

tagged for: BUY the box set of Blade and Blade2 on DvD

The Virgin Suicides (1999)

GOOD/BAD

[30 July 2002]

This movie is confusing and the plot isn't so developed for the ending but this movie gives off a certain feeling that leaves us wondering just why we couldn't relate and love it like all our favorite movies that we've related to in some way. This movie was made to let you wonder just why you didnt understand it so in this beautifully directed tale of sisters you sit there impatient and left to wonder.

7/10 ...I gave it 7 because i think it was misunderstood by some people just not patient enough for this outlook on life.

tagged for: RENT it and make sure its due back on time or watch it on a movie channel

High Fidelity (2000)

A Natural High (scene spoiler)

[30 July 2002]

Big applause for this movie, Dick and Barry were hilarious. The part when Barry first comes into the store and he's all happy and ready for his Monday tape then gets shut out haha! totally funny. This is the type of movie you can watch every time its on a movie channel or on t.v.

8/10 .....i thought about it and although i thought it was hilarious i thought about the fact that Jacks character should have been in the movie more(he was in it quite a but still he was the funniest)

tagged for: RENT it, keep it a day extra to make sure you jump to all the funny scenes and laugh over and over.

The Truman Show (1998)

Love it

[30 July 2002]

Amazing story, interesting, tense, mild funny parts, this movie is really perfect. You just cant say anything bad about it, it starts out happy and fun then its tense and then its a feel good movie. If your a big Jim fan you will love all his movies just because of Jim but this movie shows he can be a great drama actor as well as one of the best comedians out there. Bravo Jim, this ones a favorite.

tagged as: BUY it first and watch it with close friends.

Trainspotting (1996)

Wicked cool (quoted spoiler)

[30 July 2002]

This movie goes under my all time favorites. All the characters are just cool and they make you watch and wait. Begbie was hilarious just crude and mean made ya love this guy. Ewan did a great job too, i dont know what to say about this movie theres no words it was too great for words.

10/10 ..choose life

tagged for: BUY. i would say just buy the regular DvD version but i'm not i say BUY the special edition specially if you've seen this movie already, the special edition has unused scenes and stuff.

Swingers (1996)

"Vegas baby Vegas" (quoted spoiler)

[30 July 2002]

This movie was so Money and they know it. Well made, great acting, some good laughter, and it was just money what can i say.

9/10 ....i know it should be a 10 and it is but the filming was kind of like the t.v series 'undressed' on MTV dont get me wrong Swingers is one of the classics.

tagged for: RENT it. BUY it. LOVE IT.

The Cable Guy (1996)

How great it is to be a Jim Carrey fan

[30 July 2002]

First off i have to thank all the Jim fans that reviewed this movie on IMDB and that most of you loved this movie because dude the lisp thing has to make you laugh and so many more of the scenes that really shows just how masterful Jim can be. This movie is so funny i still cant believe that critics gave so many poor reviews, i think they were just afraid that Jim Carrey actually made a movie that was so fun to watch and Dark to laugh at they didnt want to break their snobby thoughts of Jim as an actor but we fans know that Jim is just one funny guy and one of the best actors there is.

I agree, at the end of the movie Ben Stiller should have been in the medic copter leaving the movie to sequel options which i think would have been a major hit and everybody would have to rent the first one to see what they missed. 10/10 ...i didnt give it 10/10 just because I'm a huge Jim fan but also because so many didnt realize how good this movie really is. RENT it then BUY it worthy.