***SPOILERS***
I used to be a big fan.
I wanted to continue to be a fan. Now, I have no more hair.
Did someone write a script for this block of interstellar head cheese? I cannot ever, EVER suspend my disbelief for another Star Trek film. EVER! Out of sheer frustration, I shall now fire all of my quantum-photon-feng-shue torpedoes at this very, very bad movie!
1. First of all, Data is just a human being with aweful, flaky gold makeup on his wrinkly face. I can't believe for a minute he is an android. On TV, yes. On the BIG screen? Come on! And this whole thing about finding his "brother?" Hasn't anyone heard of "LORE?" Been there....
2. I don't believe in dune buggies in the 24th century. Not on Earth, not on Planet U, not no how! And the whole Data-with-the-remote-control-to-put-the-shuttle-in-front-of-the-buggy scene was just plain goofy!
3. "Mr. Troi!" Hands? How many saw that coming from three hundred light years away? The love birds from Star Wars Episode II had more chemistry than "Troi" and "Riker". Will looked sick, and Deanna looked frightened when the two middle-aged actors did their (yuk) fleshy love scene. Doesn't Paramount have a gym?
4. The reappearance of the Genesis Device. Yes! It's a RIP OFF of "The Wrath of Khan"! The only difference was that Data didn't give Dr. Crusher a Vulcan stun grip and say "REMEMBER!" (...and Shinzon didn't get a chance to "STAB AT THEE.")
5. Data doing his "Superman" impression, flying from ship to ship, looking like a bad, local "Appliance Man" TV commercial! I'd say I'd had enough right here, but I just couldn't overlook...
6. Nosveratu. The Remans are vampires, folks. Too bad the creators of Star Trek have run out of original concepts. What's next? LaStatians? Desmodosidaeans? Buffyites? Please!!!
So, now, I bid a fond adieu to my once beloved science-fiction playground that was the Star Trek universe, whose spirit went to the great beyond with the Great Birds of the Galaxy,Gene, DeForest and Mark. The magic is gone. It's all commercial technobabble now.
I used to be a big fan.
I wanted to continue to be a fan. Now, I have no more hair.
Did someone write a script for this block of interstellar head cheese? I cannot ever, EVER suspend my disbelief for another Star Trek film. EVER! Out of sheer frustration, I shall now fire all of my quantum-photon-feng-shue torpedoes at this very, very bad movie!
1. First of all, Data is just a human being with aweful, flaky gold makeup on his wrinkly face. I can't believe for a minute he is an android. On TV, yes. On the BIG screen? Come on! And this whole thing about finding his "brother?" Hasn't anyone heard of "LORE?" Been there....
2. I don't believe in dune buggies in the 24th century. Not on Earth, not on Planet U, not no how! And the whole Data-with-the-remote-control-to-put-the-shuttle-in-front-of-the-buggy scene was just plain goofy!
3. "Mr. Troi!" Hands? How many saw that coming from three hundred light years away? The love birds from Star Wars Episode II had more chemistry than "Troi" and "Riker". Will looked sick, and Deanna looked frightened when the two middle-aged actors did their (yuk) fleshy love scene. Doesn't Paramount have a gym?
4. The reappearance of the Genesis Device. Yes! It's a RIP OFF of "The Wrath of Khan"! The only difference was that Data didn't give Dr. Crusher a Vulcan stun grip and say "REMEMBER!" (...and Shinzon didn't get a chance to "STAB AT THEE.")
5. Data doing his "Superman" impression, flying from ship to ship, looking like a bad, local "Appliance Man" TV commercial! I'd say I'd had enough right here, but I just couldn't overlook...
6. Nosveratu. The Remans are vampires, folks. Too bad the creators of Star Trek have run out of original concepts. What's next? LaStatians? Desmodosidaeans? Buffyites? Please!!!
So, now, I bid a fond adieu to my once beloved science-fiction playground that was the Star Trek universe, whose spirit went to the great beyond with the Great Birds of the Galaxy,Gene, DeForest and Mark. The magic is gone. It's all commercial technobabble now.
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