umjetnik_david-1 Reviews

Evil (2019–2024)

Not that great as people say

[5/10 · 3 August 2023]

So ignoring the loud and annoying kids everyone is talking about this show is mediocre at best.

Not a mayor problem but one more thing that even my gf noticed were the shoots continuity mistakes, every episode in first two seasons had few.

Premise is ok, something like christian version of X-Files but it tries to be more grounded and find a realistic side of approach and it delivers on that on few occasions. Main story is somewhat interesting but it keeps loosing me cause it opens more questions than answers, which is not always a bad thing but these are absurd.

The main problem I have with this show is writing. Show thinks it's smart when is mostly dumb. Full of plot holes that are there on purpose and I don't know why don't you just write a way around it but rather ignore it and made viewers look stupid. An example of bad character writing is the main protagonists mother, and a scene example (not a spoiler) when she took a photo through the kitchen window in S03E09, now come on, that was terrible.

All in all not the best show but it has some good episodes and moments, Ben being the highlight o the show for me.

If you have something else to watch, just like Ben's character said to Peter Parker in Spiderman: "GooOOooOOO!!"

Room 9 (2021)

13 minutes of opening credits...

[1/10 · 20 July 2021]

Not much to say, terrible editing, filters and effects all over the place, skip this one...

Ryde (2017)

Fake score/reviews

[1/10 · 8 November 2017]

This is not the worst movie I ever saw, but it was boring as hell, nothing special going on. Blank characters and boring story. It deserves 3.5/10 but cause all reviews and scores are fake I give it 1 in order to put id down to it's real score. Thank you IMDb for disabling comments and making me go through some of the worst movies I ever saw <3

Tall Men (2016)

Oh My God....

[2/10 · 13 May 2017]

So... what can you say about this one.... OMG what a movie... It was terrible... Acting was OK for a low budget movie but everything else just terrible. I rated only one other movie with 2 (Monsters in the woods) and thought I'll never see one as bad as that, but boy was I wrong. Plot is interesting for about 20 minutes, but then you realize nothing happens, and that's it for you. Nothing happens. I don't write reviews that much but I am so angry right now for losing more than two hours on this... not much more to say about it really...

P.S. It's not a Slenderman movie as it looks by the cover

Deathgasm (2015)

Cant say _I didn't like it, but..

[6/10 · 6 October 2015]

It started great, nice little introduction into characters and their persona. Comedy felt great for the atmosphere and i was drawn into it. It's all going perfect and i cant believe it, then comes the love scene, this is OK, but it was too typical teen movie problem but i can get over it. After about 45mins comedy starts feeling childish and dumb, d**ks, s**t and dil**s. It slowly loses it's comedy charm it had at the beginning after 10 jokes that feel the same. There is a hand scene (I wont spoil it) that feels like it was undone but I feel Evil Dead fans will love the reference. Also the ending was too fast and it made no sense. I love that some characters die just like that, but after an hour and a half of not showing them I can't feel sympathy for them. All in all good movie, I liked it, I know people here say "so-so movie" and give it 7/10. I thought it was OK metal fun and I rate it 6/10

Willow Creek (2013)

Go watch someone's vlog rather

[2/10 · 4 June 2014]

That's all there is to it. I like found footage movies, but his was just silly. Just two people traveling for an hour, there is something at the end, but not worth it. It's not a horror movie (except last 10 mins but a little dumb). It felt like I was watching Blair Witch Project parody more than watching Bigfoot movie. If you can skip it, but if you must... watch it, I wouldn't recommend it. 6.2 score is misleading, and soon it will probably fall to 3-4. I think i rated only 2-3 movies with 2, maybe this one deserves 3, but I felt so cheated and bored through the whole thing. Not one of the worst movies I saw, but ultimately boring and pointless.

Frost (I) (2012)

Very, very bad!

[4/10 · 2 July 2013]

I watched it last night on festival. I was expecting something good but my god was I wrong... It starts OK, like every found footage movie, slow and interesting. Nothing happens for 50 mins, and I started losing interest. You see nothing, atmosphere is OK but it not used at all. It was filmed on real snow storm and they spoiled it... Story is very bad, I like it when it starts slow but this one stays this way. Actors are nothing special, and you don't connect with them and didn't carry for any of them. Its not scary, and believe me I can easily get scared at night alone (I watched this one alone at midnight in open air cinema in the middle of the woods) but I didn't feel scared for a second, not intense at all and monotone. If you can, pass this one...

Malefique (2002)

Dissapointend

[4/10 · 26 June 2013]

I was really pumped to see this one and when I began watching it I realized it was not going so well...

The characters may seem good at first, but they get boring and annoying after 10 minutes. Story was so slow that you forget what's the movie about. Characters do some stupid stuff that makes almost no sense sometimes. Atmosphere is not that great, it really gives you some promise, but the characters ruin it. Maybe too much light also.

Movie is not bad BAD movie but to me it was not enjoyable at all. I usually love French movies, but this one was boring, at least to me! I'm not saying not to check it out cause you might like it but I didn't enjoy it as much as I thought i would.