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The Midnight Club (2022)
Are You Afraid of the Dark, but make it Flanagan.
I had a hunch when I saw the title, but it seems like Mr. Flanagan has taken one of my favorite shows from childhood and given it a beautiful update. Thank you Mike Flanagan. This 90s kid is obsessed. If you were a weird kid like me, you might've watched Are You Afraid of the Dark when you were little. The stories haunted and terrified us and this is no different. The story is wonderful, truly vibrant production quality, and I love the new midnight club, complete with 90s music and themes. How awesome to see. 9/10 as I keep watching, but Mike Flanagan never seems to disappoint. I can't wait to see where this goes.
The Invitation (2022)
Take it for what it is. - fun vampire movie.
Liked it, didn't love it. Some plot holes, the extra ending with the girls was a little too much cheese. Should've ended where it was supposed to. Otherwise, a really fun, well made film. The writing was the only thing that kind of bothered me. Either way, it definitely doesn't deserve such a low rating. I understand the amount of bad movies delivered these last few years has left us scarred but not everything is horrible! This really was pretty good. Go in with expectations for a fun little horror film and you won't be disappointed. One of my favorite watches this summer. Bring on the vampires.
Wild Wild West (1999)
Classic Junky 90s Film With Lots of Humor
People really just need to take this movie for what it is. Silly, fun, awesome, hilarious junk. This is a classic for most 90s kids and it made most of our childhoods better. All the jerks rating this low obviously don't get what comedies are out there to do, make us LAUGH. And this is exactly what Wild Wild West does, it's also hilariously original for it's time, and very 90s. Just as it should be, it has Will Smith, Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Kevin Kline.. and they all do a great job. So what are you snobs complaining about.
Men (2022)
This was so stupid I'd ask for my money back, but my cousin bought my ticket.
Let me just say. I loved the actress. The visuals (AT THE BEGINNING) were beautiful, and the man who played Geoffrey was hilarious.
But what the actual $&@@..
The story completely loses itself in the pretentiousness of the ridiculous writer/director. It started off great and I was enjoying the story but what was with the last 25 minutes? It was so vile and stupid that I couldn't stop laughing at how bloody awful it was. There's nothing worse than a male writer/director creating a movie about feminism, just shut up. This literally made no sense, and it was extremely disappointing. Not to mention excessively disgusting. Annihilation was great, but what were you thinking? At least allow the story to lead somewhere, don't disrespect it with your "message" that's just hidden in a bunch of again, excessively "DISGUSTING" visuals that have nothing to do with the original storyline. And it didn't just end there, I had to listen to my moronic cousin mansplain feminism to me the entire way home, after the already horrible movie I was forced to watch, (that people were walking out of btw) so thanks Alex Garland, thanks for making men SO MUCH more intolerable and pretentious. We all certainly needed that.
Sincerely, WOMEN.