cawley-millward Reviews

Dante's Peak (1997)

VERY underrated film. 8/10 {SPOILERS}

[8/10 · 25 October 2010]

BRILLIANT film with good acting. unpredictable at times and very entertaining. like some previous reviews, the effects are really good.

now onto my next point.... why the hell did someone give this 5.7/10? they must be on drugs.

anyways, onto the main review. Pierce Brosnan and Linda Hamilton make a good cast. Pierce Brosnan play an environmental expert who senses of-the-scale readings of a volcano that has been inactive for years. the volcano scales over a town called Dante's Peak.

Pierce tries to warn the mayor of Dante's Peak, played by Linda Hamilton. While the mayor plans the evacuation of the town, the readings get worrying and as the volcano erupts unexpectedly.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009 Video Game)

crap, crap, crap

[3/10 · 30 August 2010]

the worst Call Of Duty game to date. Since Call Of Duty 2 + 3, these games have gotten worse. Not to mention the astonishing lags on xbox + ps3 and horrible controls + gameplay make this game VERY disappointing to me and a lot of other people. It didn't have the same atmosphere as the previous games. Like other reviews, Multiplayer is choppy,bad maps and annoying glitches. For the money you pay for this game, it really isn't worth it. Buy the first 2 games with the same money you can buy this game for. Activision is really getting lower with each Call Of Duty game being released. I suggest you try Call Of Duty 5 World At War before you try this game. World At War has better graphics,gameplay and weapons. It follows 2 people: Dimitri (a red army sargeant) and Miller (an American private) who embark into famous battles and meet new people along the way.

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Hilarious, IN A SICK WAY

[7/10 · 7 August 2010]

I don't know why people are criticising this film so much. I liked it. Tom Green does a good job of bringing insanity to the screen. The skateboarding scene was brilliant.Tom Green needs to make a new TV show or film, but not direct OR write it. I couldn't stop laughing near the end '' Daddy would you like some sausage'' It is one of the funniest films i have seen It is annoying people view it with the stereotype it is rubbish and isn't funny.

If you've got a few bucks to spare on this, I recommend you buy it, full of laughs, mostly disgusting laughs and humour. What's better than seeing an 8 year old child run into the side of a car?

Guinea Pig: Devil's Experiment (1985 Video)

re: Charlie Sheen thought this was a real SNUFF FILM

[5/10 · 20 July 2010]

the American ACTOR CHARLIE SHEEN thought GUINEA PIG 2 was the snuff film, not this one. This film had very bad acting, like the start when they were slapping her, her head didn't even move. I cringed when they pulled off her fingernails. Also the ending was disgusting. I liked this entry to the GUINEA PIG SERIES because of its attitude. Very in-your-face. Not as good as the second one. For me, GUINEA PIG 1:THE DEVIL'S EXPERIMENT did not fail to impress. cool movie. At the end, all thats left of her is burned, painful body. If you like this film, watch JACK KETCHUM'S THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. also WES CRAVEN'S THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT. Overall, the maggot scene made me feel dirty and then i started getting itches in my hair...UGGHH