punkyello Reviews

The Edge of Seventeen (2016)

Society was right, you were wrong all along

[4/10 · 12 June 2023]

First of all Hailee Steinfeld its great on this, she really can do wrong. Also Woody Harrelson, the man give me joy just of watching his face. The story in general it's, lets say, ok. Some humor, some feelings, you can guess the dad will die the second you see she getting along with her, but its fine. My big problem with this movie its that it's about a teenager going trough stuff, a kind of "freak" or something, but it's wrote by the perspective of the most "normie" person in the world.. Nadine's reaction to Krista and her brother going out was, obviously, unreasonable, but one would think her best friend would know her better. There's no way Krista would let her suffer that much and just continue with her life dating the guy unless she was a terrible person or a psico, what I'm pretty sure they didn't intended. So, Nadine continue to be miserable and having poor decisions, very normal for a teen, not problems with that. All this so, at the end, she realizes that she is wrong and everybody was right to hate her so she change and everything is fine. Did I mention every male character its the voice of reason and every female is hysterical, a b*tch or a good woman to her man?

Well, so you know it, if you feel like an outsider it's your fault, just change to fit in society or you're a bad person.. what a waist of good actors..

The Kissing Booth 3 (2021)

kids, all will needed up well if you're a millionaire

[4/10 · 7 May 2023]

That's right kids, all will needed up well if you're a millionaire!.. I know, I know, it's just a silly movie it doesn't need to be deep or have a good message, but came on.. All the relationships are extremely toxic, possessive and immature. And I'm not talking about teenager immature but 8 years old. But, don't worry, at the end everybody will drop any feelings to go to expensive universities and be a professional to ended up at the beginning point but with lucrative careers. This is like a brochure of how you should act in a capitalist society (If you born with money, of course) Any balance human been would be so obsessed with somebody else OR drop a person who loved to study at any university.

The movie was ok. If you watched 1 and 2 just watch this one too, it won't hurt. Obviously the first one it's better, it's to be expected. But if you're really young or are developing, please, don't think this is, in any dimension, how you should behave in life.

Mar de fondo (2020)

Everything on this is bad. Don't waist your time.

[1/10 · 19 March 2023]

Nothing on this film is good.. Bad acting, Bad dialogues, Bad direction, Bad script.. Nothing really happened, just bad dialogues on unnecessary long shots. But the worst thing, in my opinion, is that doesn't seems to have a point. Adult man found a very young girl attractive, they talk and talk nosence, then he had a shot an do nothing. The end.

Even with this non plot could be interesting with good performance and nice dialogues, but no, nothing of sustence on the dialogues. Some good topics but, once again, pointless.

Is very clear what they tried to do with this film, painfully clear. They couldn't do it. We ended up with this college student movie. Don't waist your time.

Kelly + Victor (2012)

What's the point?

[3/10 · 4 March 2023]

It really feels like they wanted to shock the audience but didn't give it enough substance to have any sense. Specially on Victor character, it's very hard to find any reason for his actions and has no ral development. In the other side for Kelly character, even as her has a lttle more development, it isn't enough to understand her actions or find any reason to told her half story. And the ending..oh, the ending.. without giving any spoilers, it's VERY unsatisfying.

It really feels like they just wated to show some sex scenes and be "controversial" but any meaning besides that is missing.

So, What's the point? Yeah, a little sex snd many too long shots of nothing and silence.

Dune (2021)

Full of fake reviews. Great story. Terrible film.

[5/10 · 13 February 2022]

This movie has no heart.

Here, have this cute actor, a brutalist and monotone aesthetic and I will tell you what you need to know about each character, no need to show you, there's no time. Also, here's a Zendaya, she has no propose in this movie but she is very popular right now.

Dune could be an EXCELLENT serie with the right team behind it. #sademoji.

How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014)

Great show, Terrible ending

[8/10 · 30 July 2020]

Show is really great, very funny (maybe not so much if you are a PC person) characters are very likeable (well not Ted) and Barney is judt the best.. but THAT ending.. It's pretty obvious that they plan the endind early in the show run and kept it many seasons later ignoring completely the development of the characters. I wacthed it years ago and I'm still mad about it.

#cats_the_mewvie (2020)

TERRIBLE, terrible people.

[1/10 · 14 March 2020]

This is just an excuse to plug some greedy's people businesses, not about cats. Terrible people talking about terrible social media marketing bs. Also don't mentioning grumpy cat???

Dirty Dancing (I) (1987)

The time of your life

[10/10 · 14 March 2020]

The movie is very fun, really enjoyable. Yes, it has lots of problem.. acting, story.. but just because of that ending it's a 10 for me.

6 Underground (2019)

Maybe, just maybe, you can enjoy it if you are a 12 years old straight male.

[5/10 · 12 January 2020]

A couple of jokes kind of land but mostly a mess. The plot has no sense at all. Bay being Bay. Looks fine, tho.

Swiped (I) (2018)

Bad in every way

[1/10 · 10 November 2019]

Terrible idea, script, message.. don't waist your time.

Baywatch (2017)

Very funny movie

[8/10 · 10 November 2019]

Ok, this is Baywatch where're talking about, it's not deep or anything. But it's very funny and self aware movie. A good time.

Tall Girl (2019)

TERRIBLE!

[2/10 · 14 September 2019]

Look, I'm not comparing this to a super indie alternative deep film, I love cheese teen movies from the 80s, 90s, 00s and so on.. but this one had no sense at all. The cast it's not even that bad, but the writing and direction.. oh my.. you have to respect, at least, your own narrative. No surprise it's the first script from the writer. You can pass this one or just enjoy the unnecessary, but always welcome, appearences of Sabrina Carpenter and her beautiful deepp voice.

Pew News (2018–2020)

Better than New York Times!

[10/10 · 7 August 2019]

Not as good as meme review but very close. clap clap.

Game of Thrones: The Bells (2019) Season 8, Episode 5

If you didn't expect this you were not watching

[9/10 · 13 May 2019]

They were bulding for this since season 2.. people complainig about D&D when this is George ending.. Maybe a little rush yes (season should have 10 episodes) but not out of character

Aquaman (2018)

sharkboy and lavagirl with a bigger budget

[5/10 · 17 March 2019]

If you're over 10 years old and male you're not the target audience for this film. Except you came here for Momoa's abs. In that case you're good. The movie is really bad. It can be enjoyed to make fun of the cgi but don't expect good writing, acting or anything else. DC at their highest.

Girl Lost (2016)

Very poorly acted and directed

[3/10 · 22 May 2018]

Incredible the lots of fake reviews with 10/10 rating. This movie feels like a student proyect more than a profesional piece. Some moments are kind of believable and the topic it's interesting, but the execution it's very poor.