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Homeland: Active Measures (2018)
Season 7, Episode 5
6/10
I can't quite understand something here?
26 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This episode appears as though it is as well written and acted as any other in the series, and that is a key factor of what makes this such a great show! That being said...in earlier episodes of season seven they make it a real point that Carrie is in serious debt! How is it possible that she is putting a team together and they put a "Christmas list" together, as in hardwear they are going to need to pull this mission off? This doesn't make any sense to me unless the guys she recruited for the mission are not only doing this job for free(which they wouldn't) but also going out of their own pockets to pay for said Christmas list which is just crazy!

Personally for me for a show or movie to really stand on its own 2 feet certain things need absolute credibility. Am I missing something here?
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The Marksman (2021)
5/10
I was wondering why this was rated so low and then...
16 August 2021
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I was wondering why this film was rated so low and then comes the scene where the desperately broke Liam Neeson has an epiphany and decides that the money that this boys mother gives him to take her child safely to Chicago to be with his family, and which would definitely save his property that has his dead wife buried on it would be better used as kindling for the fire him and they boy are having!

I'm sorry but this concept is just so far fetched that it strains the imagination! This guy can't even afford a pot to piss in but he's just going to burn a huge bag of money that was payment to do a job that he agreed to do?

This movie lost all credibility at this point!
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Damnation (2017–2018)
7/10
Damnation...
17 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I wanted to like this more than I did. The acting was quite well done all around and I usually find period pieces very interesting. That is to say if they are done accurately. I read another review here comparing Damnation to HBO's Deadwood, and I actual caught myself laughing out loud. Deadwood in my opinion is a masterpiece, and is the series I use to judge all others by. It is the epitome of historical accuracy, and although It did take some liberties here and there it never left you scratching your head in disbelief.

Damnation's one major flaw that I had a hard time getting passed was with the African American characters. Their acting was more than adicuite, and never felt contrived, but seriously whoever wrote their parts is utterly ridiculous! For instance... The strikebreaker played by Logan Marshall-Green is in the brothel holding up a homemade quilted sign which had something very disrespectful, and insulting stitched into it. The idea being to suss out which if any of the whores could read. So he shows this sign to a room full of whores who are all White except for one Black woman. Honestly as soon as I saw this unfolding I started secretly praying to myself for the show to please not be so predictable as to make the only literate whore of all those women the Black one. I mean this is supposed to be a period piece after all, but they went ahead with it anyways, despite my prayers to the contrary.

For any extremely politically correct, social justice types that may, or may not be reading this... I'm not trying to say that it's impossible for a Black woman living in the 1930's in the American heartland to read, but I am saying that the odds of her being the only one in that room which was full of White women is just poor writing to say the least, and from a statistically standpoint highly unlikely. They pull this historically inaccurate nonsense again a few episodes later when a group of about 20 or more farmers are on a bridge tasked with making sure no trucks with produce get through to town. The one Black man there is captivating the rest by telling a less than flattering story about one of the White men and when he's done with his story he gives the guy a good shove on the shoulder as though they were the best of friends. This is supposed to be Iowa in the 1930's and this guy is acting like he's Eddie Murphy, or Will Smith at a weekend BBQ in 2018 with his closest friends. Again, not the actors fault...he did a fine job following the script, and acting the part he was given, but come on, give me a break, it just would not have happened. He would have been lynched for his story alone, if not the shove on the shoulder. Later in this same episode both the farmers and the bankers come together to discuss terms. Sitting at the table representing the farmers side is the same Black man. He's there with a White guy and the preacher, but again in what reality would a Black man in America, in the 30's be speaking for, and negotiating for White men...it just wouldn't happen.

The show does include the black legion which were a type of KKK militia of the time. It seriously makes me wonder why the writers would even bother to contradict reality with the aforementioned examples only to later try showing us the viewers how racist America actually was in the early 1900's.

So the cinematography and acting in Damnation are quite well done, but the writing, and historical inaccuracies leave much to be desired. Netflix squandered it's opportunity of providing it's viewers with a diligent period piece...Given the topic this really could have been so much more if it were only handled better, but all in all still a worthwhile watch.... 7 out of 10.
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Disobedience (2017)
4/10
Considering that there are less than 15 million Jews in the world why is the Jewish faith so frequently over used in movies?
6 July 2018
1st off I'm not anti semitic, I have no personal issues with anything, or anyone that is Jewish, but as far as movies go the frequent overuse is just boring, and stale, and really done to death. These are the very thoughts that went through my mind when I started watching Obedience. I fully understand that the Jews run Hollywood, and that if a script is going to get approved it has a better shot if said script appeals to the powers that be, but in an industry where the main goal is to make money you would think they might considering changing things up a bit once in a while, perhaps even sometimes leaving religion out of it all together. More people would be able to relate to a movie like this, instead of always being slapped in the face with a subject most people are impartial to.

As far as the film itself goes it really is painfully boring and slow. The actors do an adequate enough job with what they are given to work with, but really with such a contrived script unless you are one of the 15 million people mentioned in the title this film is utterly unrelatable and about as interesting as watching paint dry. A rating of 4 out of 10 is being kind.
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Klondike (2014)
5/10
I so badly wanted to like this!
12 December 2017
I'm honestly not quite sure who to blame for this mess. The writing is obviously weak, but sometimes when you have great actors they can almost blind you to it. That does happen here to a point... Tim Roth, Abbie Cornish, the late Sam Shepard and Tim Blake Nelson all pull in decent performances, and if not for them this 6 hour clunker would have been completely unbearable.

Writing, and acting aside the direction here is headscratchingly bad, to the point where You can quite literally see things coming from a mile away. It's cliché after cliché mixed with a bit of decent scenery, and then back to cliché, and that's really all there is to Klondike.

If anyone is actually interested in seeing a great period piece that focuses on a gold rush I could not recommend HBO's Deadwood more...boy were we ever spoiled with Deadwood!

Juxtaposed with Deadwood, Klondike looks like something a child would create... Go watch Deadwood if you haven't already seen it, you can thank me later!
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Slumber (I) (2017)
3/10
I wanted to like this...
3 December 2017
Warning: Spoilers
1st off it should be said that I wanted to like this movie as it had a good concept. I have actually been through a sleep study before, and so I was intrigued when I first heard about Slumber.

The movie started out OK but quickly took a turn towards unrealistic nonsense. When I say unrealistic I am not referring to anything supernatural as this is a horror movie and as such the perfect place for all things supernatural. What I am referring to is the writing for one, and the acting for another. The acting can be forgiven as this is a lower budgeted movie with a mostly unknown cast, but that does not excuse the writing.

I take great issue when people do, or say things in films that are simply out of the realm of possibility. Things that are just outright stupid bother me...

-----------------SPOILERS AHEAD------------------

One of these things that just made me scream at my TV after seeing it was when the family spends their 1st night at the sleep centre. It doesn't take long before they begin sleepwalking etc... The 2 technicians Alice & Dr? (who were both away from their monitoring posts)hear screams and quickly go to investigate. They run into the room only to find everyone out of bed except for the son Daniel. They run over to Daniel and look at his chest and see bruises in the shape of a hand print. They then look to the daughter who is standing in a corner quietly humming to herself. When Alice approaches her the father springs out of the shadows and begins choking her. After some struggling the father is subdued by a janitor who just happened to be passing by, and in the next scene we see the father is being handcuffed and led away by the police. Alice tells the Dr. that she believes the father was sleepwalking the whole time, and the Dr. replies that it doesn't matter "you saw the bruises on that boys chest etc..."

So the 2 major things that I take issue with here are 1. The bruise on the boys chest was clearly a hand print, it's also very clear that it was a very tiny hand print, there's noway it was made by the hand of that father. Any police officer, or especially a Dr. would notice this right away.

And 2. I have taken a sleep study before and they monitor EVERYTHING, that includes video taping you while you sleep. It's even mentioned in the movie that there are cameras filming them the whole time, so Why on earth wouldn't they just review the tapes to see what had actually happened??? In real life that would have been the very 1st thing done.

You cannot become, or remain immersed in a movie when logic is just thrown out the window, and unfortunately Slumber is just filled with one head scratching moment after another. I think I'm being quite generous by giving this a 3/10.
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Rough Night (2017)
2/10
Single-handedly destroyed by Jillian Bell
17 September 2017
Everyone apart from Jillian Bell did a great job acting here, and were all pretty funny, except for Bell who was just flat-out annoying in every single scene she was in, and unfortunately for us she was in just about every scene throughout the entire movie.

By the time the 1st third of this film rolled around I started daydreaming of a 300 pound biker full out punching Bell in the face as hard as he possibly could. The thought of her falling back onto the floor unconscious after such a tremendously painful blow was the only thing that made this movie bearable for me to watch.

It truly is a shame how one(annoying as hell)person can wreck an entire movie. I think this film would deserve about a 6.5-7/10 had Jillian Bell not been attached to it. However that is not the case and what we are left with is one annoyance after another.

2 out of 10 is all I can give.
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3/10
Some stupidity is forgivable, and some is just not!
23 May 2017
Warning: Spoilers
I can forgive certain character flaws in films, but void of all logic stupidity isn't one of them! It totally and abruptly jars me from any sort of immersion I may have been having, and that is exactly what happened here with "Into the Forest(2015)".

The premise is quite interesting, and everyone acting in it do their jobs diligently, and professionally, but somewhere in either the writing, or the directing, or both, something is amiss.

It honestly wouldn't have taken much to make this mediocre film into something much more memorable. It's the whole void of logic thing that ruins it.

When you watch films like this you are constantly thinking what you would do in the exact same situation, and when the film deviates from what most would do is when that immersion gets lost. Unfortunately this happened way too many times for this movie to be salvageable.

Spoilers ahead!.....

From the very 1st drops of water falling from the ceiling in the living room any thinking person would be like "hum, we better see what we can do about that before the roof caves in". I mean seriously an 8 year old would have the sense that water from the ceiling is bad, and it will only get worse. Apparently these 2 educated, late teen-early 20 somethings didn't have that notion, and guess what happens! This is just one of the many easily foreseeable blunders that plague this movie.

There are a couple of times where after we know society is crumbling, and the girls might not be safe, and they have a gun yet they don't keep it with them when they sleep...not even in the same room? Or like when the girls for some ridiculous reason decide to leave the fortification of their home to go into the woods to a hollowed out tree to have the baby. Now in the scene just before they smell smoke from a fire that is not their own...so they know strangers are near, but do they think to bring the gun with them to have this baby? At this point I was like "Oh come on, gimme a break".

This film just kept rolling them out is this fashion, and although I really wanted to like it, eventually you just hit a point where these faux pas' just can't be forgiven.
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The Canyon (2009)
The Canyon Review
16 September 2011
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*SPOILER WARNING BELOW THE 1ST PARAGRAPH* The one thing that usually bothers me about these types of films is the lack of reality....I try to picture myself in the situation that the protagonist is in, and I'm usually disappointed when the film sways from common sense, to sheer non-sense. This film is no different...

*****SPOILER ALERT******

Apparently this film is set in a world where the concept of C.P.R has not yet been discovered!!! I mean the guy wasn't even dead for 30 seconds before help arrived, and even the paramedics didn't try reviving him???????????????????????????????? That's a little too unrealistic for my taste...If I were in that same situation, and I had just "mercy killed" someone I was in love with(so that they weren't alive to get eaten by a pack of hungry wolves) I damn well would of done anything, and everything I could to resuscitate them like 10 seconds later when I saw a helicopter land!!!!!!!!. I understand the suffocation part so my sweet-heart is not eaten alive, but come on....as if you couldn't hear a helicopter coming for at least 30 seconds(especially in a canyon)?????? Then the Paramedics don't even try A SINGLE THING to help revive him!!!! I'm from Canada and I know our health care is a little bit better then it is in the U.S, BUT COME ON!!!
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