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El hoyo (2019)
DISTURBING!
I can't believe all the good ratings. I watched the movie before I saw the ratings thinking that at 7 out of ten stars should be a decent movie. It caught my attention the first 15 minutes. After that I wanted to stop the movie. I kept watching it till the end just to see where it was going. The movie went from disturbing to very disturbing. In a filthy, gross way. Do not make popcorn or plan on eating while watching this movie. You're gonna vomit.
This movie is good to watch as much as vomit is tasty. It's a feel bad kind of movie. The people who find it thought provoking in a good way must have great imagination. I watch movies to entertain myself. If I learn something, great. If it makes me think, awsome. This movie has no plot, it's full of holes, disgusting, disturbing to watch and makes no sense. I dare you to watch it till the end. You'll probably not. If you don't like the first 30 minutes, put on a good movie. This one only gets worse.
Savages (2012)
Do not let the bad ratings keep you from seeing this brilliant masterpiece!
I'm going to make this review short and sweet. I had reservations about renting this movie because of the many poor reviews. I rented it any way. Let me tell you that this is the best movie I've seen this year which is near the end. The worst thing about this movie is the critics which gave this movie such terrible reviews. This movie has it all. Great directing, writing, cinematography, great actors and much suspense. I was nervous all throughout the movie. I felt as if I was in front of the savages from the drug cartel. It's not your typical movie you're used to seeing from Oliver Stone. This movie was part Oliver Stone, Martin Scorsese, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. Oliver Stone has stepped out of his comfort zone and took a risk at something out of the ordinary. I loved the movie. All of it. If you are a normal person and like adult content movies that include, hot beautiful talented actors, drugs, sex, violence and gore, you will love it too. If you love it like I did, please write a review. It's easy to register and get a free account with IMDb. I would like to see the average stars between 8 and 9. What some of the critics don't seem to understand is that, "IT'S ONLY A MOVIE! made to try and please everyone. Respect the director. He has earned it.
Bernie (2011)
No humor, no action, no suspense, no romance, no terror, why watch!
This is the worst Jack Black movie I've ever seen. They try to make it funny by depicting Bernie as Mr. Wonderful, intelligent, great salesman, great business man, very compassionate, very generous, helps everybody, great make up artist, great mortician and great everything. Most of the characters are typical of small town ignorance. I am from Texas and none of the people I know are like that. The movie is just plain flat from beginning to end. All the reviews with 3 stars or less are very accurate. Watch it when it goes on Showtime, this way you can change the channel and it won't have cost you anything. The only good thing I can say is that Jack Black is a very good actor. That is proved with this movie. That still doesn't make this movie good. My 10 year old daughter and I felt cheated out of $1.30. We rented it at REDBOX. My daughter now thinks Jack Black is not funny any more and doesn't want me to ever rent any of his movies. I told her that the economy is bad right now and it has affected actors as well. Actors will take any movie just to make money to feed their families. She said she will give Jack Black another opportunity.
Darling Companion (2012)
Not a dog lovers movie, "Menopause Melodrama" should be the title
I am a dog lover and never miss the chance to watch a good dog movie. I rented this movie thinking my 10 year old daughter and I would sit down and have an enjoyable time together. About 20 minutes into the movie and both my daughter and I were doing something else. She was on the computer and I was reading a Harbor Freight tools flyer that came in. The movie starts slow, stays slow and finishes slow. There are too many characters involved and hard to keep up with who's doing what and why. I only finished the movie to see what the ending was like. I am a glutton for punishment. I should have watched the 10 O'clock news instead. Didn't get my $1.30 worth. (I rented it at Redbox) I was very disappointed with it.
The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
Some critics of this film work for the "Adjustment Bureau"
First of all, what inspired me to write this review is not this Wonderful Film which I rate a solid 11 (eleven) *********** stars. I know there's only a maximum of ten but I give it an eleven in this writing. I haven't seen or experienced a movie like this in a long, long time. It is everything and the mostest you could expect from a great movie. Any one with half a life that has seen this movie already knows this. This review is about those poor people that gave this film the very low undeserved ratings. These critics must be part of the adjustment bureau trying to keep normal people that believe in Love and hope from being happy. I suggest all you critics that left anything less than around 8 stars to get a life. Yes, "YOU". You need to fall in love once in your life to be able to relate to this movie. Quit the adjustment bureau! Get another job and quit writing movie reviews. I bet you've never give any movie more than 3 stars. You want attention and you got it, but you won't be remembered as anything great but as some poor soul that the adjustment bureau persecuted,captured and reset. Hope you can re-write your destiny. LOL
Tangled (2010)
The greatest movie ever, but only for Kids from 1 to 100 years old, others look elsewhere.
I had read the reviews about this movie and so took my 8 year old daughter to see it this evening. Just left the movie theater about 45 minutes ago. Here I am writing my first ever review. I just had to let everyone know how great this movie is. The 3D affects were great. Don't want to spoil it for you but this movie is wonderful in every respect. It kept my undivided attention from start to finish. It made me laugh like I haven't laughed in a long time. This movie is funny, sad, exciting, interesting and many other things I can't describe. I would recommend it to any one. I am 59 years old and really enjoyed it. You won't regret it.