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Maskhead (2009)
The worst movie I have ever seen!
This movie is the worst I've seen b/c there was nothing original about it. It was just not good, pornographic, tasteless, and really an uncreative movie. This movie and "The Black Dahlia Haunting" inspired me and my friends to write and direct our own movie to show you guys how to actually make a movie. It's all about the acting guys. The writing has to actually be good and the cinematography can't be all awkward and amateurish like in this movie or The Haunting. Next time let's actually make a good movie alright guys? Stop this mindless stuff or you'll never make it in this business. I feel like the filmmakers just did all this crap in the movie just to get girls to take their clothes off in front of the camera. No this is not art so don't even try to justify it. It's a load of crap. Scott Swan and Fred Vogel are just a bunch of perverted and uncreative filmmakers.
Joe Dirt (2001)
A funny and heartwarming piece of cinematic innocence!
I am very harsh with movies and I automatically know when a movie is bad. "Joe Dirt" is a bad movie that's meant to be bad but for some reason I loved it (and I usually don't). Joe Dirt is a great character and in my opinion is one of the greatest heroes of cinema, because everyone loves Joe Dirt even if the critics didn't. He still found a way into America's heart. So I call "Joe Dirt" one of the funniest, dumbest, heartwarming films in years. Definitely better than the "Superbad" that's for sure. This also the best film or anything that David Spade has ever done. "Joe Dirt" will go down as a classic in cinema history, because it's already one in millions of people's hearts.