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Town & Country (2001)
not even passable as background noise
Picked this thing up at the library, a CD, free, no rental fees (thank God). I'd just "watched" another movie on one computer while working on another, the movie even if intended as background noise catching my attention, my work finally lain aside as I realized the movie was absolutely delightful. I then slipped Town and Country into the CD drive of my background noise computer, got back to work for a few minutes, wasn't quite certain why the sensation crawling up and down my skin was something like finger nails drawn across a chalk board, finally realized that Town and County in my background noise computer was screeching and prickling to extremes I couldn't previously have imagined possible.
Numb (2007)
Irritating
Numb has to be one of the most idiotic, annoying, pretentious yet pointless wastes of time in the history of cinema, not even a dog, but the product of a dog's hind end. If you want background noise in which the word f... is used in various contexts in pathetic attempts at humor, go ahead and buy the CD. Even as background noise, however, I had to eject this annoying trash at the midway point. I mean, like I could go on with another ten or twenty lines using words such as crap, garbage, outright irritating, but what more needs to be said. Lemme post this and see if it's enough as is. Nope, I need a couple more lines, I guess. OK, I'm thinking about bringing suit against the film's producers. This film elicited such violent emotions in me that I had to slam the eject button to get rid of it and thus ruined a perfectly good CD drive.