SPOILERS!!!!! Ok I first saw the movie Killjoy I was at a friend's house and we were watching other bad movie's like Chopping Mall. Well this i guess you could call it a movie is a boy who likes a girl and three boys KILL him because of it. Before he was murdered he summond the mystical powers of Killjoy. And one year later I guess he just decides to show up. The clown starts killing off the boys and almost everyone else who even talked to this boy who died a year earlier. There was too many problems with this movie 1) when Killjoy killed one of the boys the blood was digitly animated, WOW 2)the whole movie is based on almost all of the characters, even killjoy, there all talk like gangstas They smoke, have sex , shoot people, and even talk the lingo. 3)We watched the making of the movie and they were actually serious about making the movie, they thought it was going to be the greatest movie ever. I now detest all of those people because of this. But, I suggest you see this movie because it is one of the funniest I have ever seen in my life. The Clown (killjoy) sells drugs in an icescream truck, and when you go in his truck you end up in a broken down factory bowing down. And the clown curses and even has a aswome ending. I really suggest you see it if you want a really good laugh. I give killjoy a 1.5/10 because it made me laugh.
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Jaws: The Revenge
(1987)
Sharks can roar????
23 March 2003
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILERS Ok this has gone far enough jaws one greatest, Jaws two i'll buy it, Jaws three eh???, Jaws the revenge there is no excuse!!!!!! I mean come on this has gone far enough this movie is CRAP that all it is. I mean I did not know sharks could roar but I mean WOW. Besides this part if you bought the dvd for some reason, when the shrk get's stabbed right befor pause and go frame by frame you will be suprised to see a plastic shark and boat too fast to see with the naked eye. And I like how Elen Broady when she remember when her husband shot the shark in the first one even though she was not there. But if you would like a good comedy movie I suggest you pick this one up. Anyway camera wasn't too bad and acting was alright I guess. So I give Jaws the revenge a pitiful 1/10.
Jeepers Creepers
(2001)
They call this a horror Film????
22 March 2003
This movie is a pitiful excuse for a horror, this was worse than darkness falls, and that was pitiful. This movie starts out with a brother and a sister driving home from collage or something. When an old beat up truck follows speeds pass them. Later they see the truck and a cloked figure throw a body in a hole. So they decide to check it out. The story and everything else just dies fom here. There was practically no support music except "Jeepers Creppers". This movie is garbage not even thrilling, bloody, or good. I remember when horror movies were good, and scary. But today most of them are crap. Please do not watch this movie, along with darkness falls, just don't waste your time. I give this movie a 2/10 really bad!!!!!
Hook
(1991)
Why does everone dislike theis film????
22 March 2003
I really loved this movie. What if peter pan grew up? Robin Willams plays Peter Banning which is an greedy adult version of Peter Pan. Dusitn Hoffman plays as Capitan Hook, which he did a very good job of. And Julia Roberts played the magical fairy Tinkerbell. What happens is that an adult Peter Pan returns to neverlands to save his children from Capitan Hook. But he has forgotten everything, how to fly, fight, or crow. So tinkerbell has three days to train him up with a big fight with Capitan Hook,to get his children back. Besides the movie being good the canera work was beatiful and the musical score was one of the greatest I have ever heard. I give Hook a 8.5/10.
The X-Files
(1993–2018)
One of the greatest shows ever put on tv!!!!!
13 March 2003
When I first saw the X-Files it was one of the greatest shows I have ever seen. I really did not get into the show until the movie came out. Since then I have really been into the show. Chris Carter is a genius, and the casting is wonderful David Duchovny is a great actor. So is the great Gillian Anderson. And the show neer get's old and few episodes are boring or bad. The things I did not like about the show is at the end of the series they cut out Mulder, Scully, and The Lone Gunman. I suggest to any sci-fi fan who has not seen this show should really watch it. The people who say it is overrated are ignorant it is talked about soo much because that is how good it is. I give the X-Files a well earned 9/10.
The Sting
(1973)
Great movie.......You Follow???
12 March 2003
WARNING SPOIOLERS!!!!!! When I first saw The Sting I was shocked that it was soo good. Don't get me wrong but this was just as good if not better than Butch Cassedy and the Sundance Kid. Paul Newman and Robert Redford play two partners in a opreation to get alot of money from a rich gambeler who is played by Robert Shaw. I really did love this movie three geat actors and a perfect story. And the setting is great for the story 1930 chicago. And the end of the movie is the best part. When you find out even that they hired men to fake even being FEDS to make the whole scam look real. This is a great movie one of my favorites I give The Sting a well deserved 10/10
1 2 3 GO!!!!!
12 March 2003
Warning: Spoilers
WARNING SPOILERS This is a great nmovie, one of my top favorites of all the movies out there. Paul Newman plays the old and cunning theif Butch Cassedy. And his partner in crime The Sundance Kid,who is a wizard with a gun,played by Robert Redford. These two actors make a very good team, I also enjoyed the movie The Sting. But this is probably my favorite. Butch and Sundance on the run from a group of skilled gunman after they kept robbing the same train. They hop a ride to bolivia but it just gets worse. And the end of the movie is the best part, but I will not twll it to you. Overall this movie had great actting,music,camera work, and a great story. I give Butch Cassedy and The Sundance Kid a 10/10
Old School
(2003)
Your my boy Blue!!!!!!!!
10 March 2003
When I first saw the trailer for old school I thought it was going to be another stupid movie that was not funny. But when I went go see it a could not quit laughing. That is the only problen with the movie it is hard to hear some parts because people are still laughing from the last scene. I mean Will Ferill made the movie, yes the other actors were great also, but Will was just too funny. The really only problem was a story that really did not make sense, but that is probably the point in comedy movies. But the parts at the end credits really gave me a good laugh before I left the theater. If you have not seen it please do it is really good. I give old school a 6.5/10.
Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos
(2002 Video Game)
A very good game Blizzard has done it again!!!
10 March 2003
When I first saw the preview for Warcraft III I had to get it. But because of other movies and video games I did not get it until a few days ago. When I finally got it I bought the big collector's edition for fifty dollars. But the game itself is fifty dollars, so I suggest that you pick it up, because it is worth it. I like the new feature the hero. When you play with the hero it is like you are playing an RPG, you can pick up stuff and you can also gain levels with your hero. I also like the two new races that are provided for you. The wood elves and my new favorite race the undead. The undead are the coolsest race I mean necromancers, ghouls, and other powerful units. I also like the funny things your units saywhen you click on them, many of them are quotes from movies like when you click on a rifleman he says "This is my boomstick." from the movie army of darkness. He also says "Get in my belly." from Austin Powers. And when you click on knights they say "My favorite color is blue........no yellow!!!!!" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And he also says "I never say nee!!!" a referance from holy grail. If you like the warcraft title I suggest that you pick it up. I give Warcraft III a perfect 10/10.
The Omen
(1976)
a very good movie
5 March 2003
I thought the scariest part of the omen was the music in the begging credits, freaky music. And for the son of satan the little fella is very polite saying "please" and "thank you" when he seldomly talks. And the begging with the party was very good camera angles were perfect. And the acting was very good, and convincing. And the part when the priest get's killed was very cool and well done. Overall I give the omen a very well deserving 8/10.
Phantasy Star Online
(2000 Video Game)
A big disappointment from the original Phantasy Star
25 February 2003
When I first played PSO I expected it to be a great game, better than the original. But I was very very sad after 10 min of game play. The camera controls and angels are crap. And when four people are playing the game slows down alot..........weird,no it is just a bad game. And second you never accomplish anything on the multiplayer mode. Yes you do level up and defeat monsters, but you really do not accomplish anything. You level up defeat a boss and you do it again, you do not save anyone or anything. Only die hard fans to the first Phantasy Star should only buy this game. There are alot better RPG's coming out for gamecube and already have many good RPG's for Computer. My sugesstion is do not waste your time while you could be playing at least a decent game like the original Phantasy Star. I give PSO a 3/10.
Army of Darkness
(1992)
The best out of the three!!!!!!!!!!!
11 February 2003
Army of darkness is one of the greatest films I have ever seen in my life. People who did not like this film really have not sat down and watched it. I bought the directors cut with the original ending, which is really cool, and has other scenes taken out of the movie that weren't put back in. I suggest you buy that version, it is cheap and it is worth it. I give army of darkness 9/10
Evil Dead II
(1987)
Not as strong as the first one
11 February 2003
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILERS!!!!!!!Don't get me wrong evil dead 2 is one of my favorite movies, but it didn't have what the first one did. At the end of the first evil dead ash gets attacked at the end by the faceless evil. But when I saw evil dead 2 it is like the first one never even happened. But besides that it is really a great film with alot of blood and comedy like the first one had. Bruce Campbell delivers another strong performance as the demon killing Ash. I give evil dead 2 a 7/10.
The Evil Dead
(1981)
A truly great movie
11 February 2003
Evil Dead was a very frightenig movie with the slapstick comedy of the demons. There is not really much to say, It was kind of low budget but it was still a good movie. If you haven't seen it edited then you will have missed everything. If you haven't seen this movie I suggest you see it very quickly. I rate The Evil Dead 8/10.
Darkness Falls
(2003)
Woah really bad
9 February 2003
Warning: Spoilers
SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!, The only thing good about Darkness Falls is the beginning and the camera work. The rest of the movie was stupid and predictible. And you knew she was still alive at the end in the lighthouse I mean come on, jeese. And when everone the main character came into contact in was killed. And the movie was really short and really had no point. I would really wait until this one comes on PPV to watch this on. But the camera work was fairly good,except for a few places. Overall I rate it a 4/10
Summer School
(1987)
PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!
9 February 2003
This movie was a perfect example of an underrated film. This had prefect comedy,and camera views were not bad. It was one of the best 80's movies I have ever seen. It was soo good i really don't have much to say about it. It was a very good movie I rate it a well deserved 7/10.
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